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Text Message 3566

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na c inday am0: inday! bumalik ka rin. bakit? inday: i care about my job,sir. i care about u!
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Text Message 3565

A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “excuse me, miss, do you have books on suicide?” to which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”
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Text Message 3563

In accounting, there are two ledger entries: debit and credit. pero si gma merong tatlo: debit, credit at kupit.
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Text Message 3562

Have you had a kindness shown? pass it on; ’twas not given for you alone, pass it on; let it travel down the years, let it wipe another’s tears, ’til in heaven, the deed appears.. pass it own. may our day brings many opportunities for kindness. good morning!
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Text Message 3561

Not one of god’s children can be evil. there is no one who does not deserve our forgiveness, even the worst offenders are our sisters and brothers. remember always, our only merit is the mercy of god. praying all of us have the courage and compassion. have a nice day!
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Text Message 3560

God drops ideas into your mind every day like eggs in a nest. the first stage of faith is believing in yourself as he does. have a lovely day!
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Text Message 3559

Dr: ano sakit mo? juan: utot po ko evry 5 min pro wlng amoy dr: umutot k b ngaun? juan: opo dr: cge, ooperahan na kta sa ilong, pra maamoy mo utot mo! hayop ka!
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Text Message 3558

Titser: “use ‘anyh0w’ & ‘any0ne’ in a sentence..” pacman: “hoy pidru! bakit mu kinain ang ‘anyh0w’ na manuk na ‘any0ne’ ku jan sa misa para kay jengkeh?!”
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Text Message 3556

There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. it is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher. be happy:-d
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Text Message 3555

Good morning! if the sun shines in your soul, what does it matter that it rains outside? have a good day!
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Text Message 3554

“i believe in the sun, even when it’s not shining. i believe in love, even when i don’t feel it. i believe in god, even when he is silent.” so… keep your spirits up, hang in there, and don’t be afraid to feel like the morning sun is shining… just for you! good wednesday morning!
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Text Message 3553

Prayer of the day: lord of all goodness, distract me from my fears. if only i can keep my eyes off myself and on you, i can walk on water, on air, on fire. amen. good morning!
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Text Message 3552

If we are logical, the future would be bleak indeed, but we are more than logical. we are human beings, and god has gifted us with faith and hope. may our days be filled with faith and hope, and magic, and maybe just a touch of stardust!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes