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Text Message 3611

Kinuha ng isang kanong pari c erap as interpreter: pari: the lord was crucified between 2 robbers. erap: si hesus ay ipinako sa gitna ng 2 goma. p: we need to sacrifice. e: kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas. p: if we do not repent, e: kapag hindi natin pipinturahan uli, p: the wrath of […]

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Text Message 3609

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. police: lady, it says here that you should wear glasses. lady: well, i have contacts. police: i don’t care who you know! you’re getting a ticket.

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Text Message 3608

Blessed is the one who doesn’t show bitterness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratitude for what is left. god bless!

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Text Message 3607

If you make god your guide, you will find him to be a friend, a joy in prosperity, a comfort in adversity, and a companion for eternity. may we all feel god’s reassuring company. masayang umaga!

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Text Message 3606

Your eyes are the gateway to your soul and a gift from god. what you show in your eyes should only reflect the image of god who is love. good morning, beautiful soul! god bless!

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Text Message 3605

U shud not be sori nor be cynical about love.. rather it should make you wonder dat. “f ur hapi wd the wrong one, how much more f d ryt one cums along..”^_^

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Text Message 3604

God comes to us in many ways.warmth when we are cold,strength when we are weak,songs when we are sad and bread when we are hungry.enjoy god’s presence in you. good morning.

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Text Message 3603

A kid ws staring at an ugly tambay. the tambay got angry & shouted: “hoy bata ang sama m0ng 2mingin?!, kid: eh ikw bt ang sama m0ng tingnan? haha 😀 nina

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Text Message 3602

Caligynephobia-fear of beautiful/ handsome people. meron palang ganun? now i know why other people fear us. cheers!

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Text Message 3601

I am nowhere near perfect…i eat when im bored.i fall inlove easily.im vulnerable to believing lies.im hoping that 1 day i wont need a fake smile.i live by quotes that explain exactly what im going thru.i make up excuses for everything.i have bestfriends & critics.i have good memories & a share of dramas.so whether u […]

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Text Message 3600

Old couple wer sitting in their porch watching the sunset reminiscing the good old days. wife said, “honey, do u rember how after our marriage, u’d kind of nibble my ear?” husband got up n headed into d house. alarmed, wife asked, “honey wher are u going?” husband replies, “to get my teeth!”

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