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Text Message 4031

Gay1: bakla, balita q pinasok k daw ng gwap0ng lalaki n nakahubad s kwarto mo. gay 2: oo bakla, kaya nga tumakbo aq palabas eh! kaw, ano gagawin mo s ganung sitwasyon? gay 1: tulad mo rin.. magsisinungaling! malandi ka!
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Text Message 4030

The blame if u fil dat im falin 4 s0m1 new,dats n0t bc0z i luv d prs0n,its bc0z u werent der undr d tree 2 catch my fall the answer wen u thot i wasnt der 2 catch u, its bc0z u nver gave me d chance. u havent reachd d b0t0m, yet u alredy […]
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Text Message 4029

Remember: -smoking helps you lose weight… one lung at a time. -behind every great man, there’s a surprised woman. -the reason why men lie is because women ask so many questions. -success is relative. the more success, the more relatives.
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Text Message 4027

Mga bagong kasabihan: > try & try until u concede. > don’t judge d buk bcoz its not a person. > honesty is d best pahamak. > beauty is in d eyes of vicky belo!
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Text Message 4026

Si juan nagpa check-up.. dok: anung problema? juan: feeling ko po kasi ay isang manok. dok: matagal na ba ho itong sakit nyo? juan: mula pa po nung ako’y isang itlog. boink!
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Text Message 4025

We have two eyes and just one tongue, which means we need to look twice and talk once.. we have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen more than we talk.. we have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work twice as much as we eat.. we have […]
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Text Message 4024

The simple basics of life … love, faith & hope… are all we really need. we can’t undo the world’s wrongs but we can affect the corner of the world we live in if we’ll stick to the basics. a nice day!
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Text Message 4023

Though god holds up the world and rules over the affairs of the universe… nothing that troubles our peace is too small for him to notice. have a great day!
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Text Message 4022

Sa classrum: prof: wla k tlgng alm pedro pedro: cge kau ta2nungin q sir prof: cge at cgrdng mpphya k lng pedro: anu hugis ng tae ng kambing? prof: edi bil0g, un lng b tn0ng m ang dali pedro: cnu ang png 36 n presidente ng america? prof: ndi q alm pedro: hanggang tae k […]
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Text Message 4021: Charger ka ba?

Kwentong charger boy: ei, charger k b? girl: bkit? boy: coz i nid u 2 fill d emptiness in me girl: uhm… teka an0ng unit k? boy: huh? girl: bka ndi tayo compatible… 😉 tablado! hahaha
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Text Message 4020

Wife: when i am gone, you’ll never find another woman like me. husband: what makes you think i’d want another woman like you? ü
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Text Message 4018: Hanapin mo pumatay saken

Feels gr8 2b in bed waitng4sleep as sum1 gently rubs ur bak, up 2 ur nek, ur ears, den u hear a soft whsper.. hnapn mo nmn pumatay saken! aw0o0!
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Text Message 4017

What you want is not always what you get, but in the end, what you get is better than what you wanted. “the lord satisfies your desires with good things.” (ps.103:5). gud am@

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes