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Text Message 4135

“pagbasag ba wika mo ang balut ay mas mura?” tanong ni tasio. “opo.” sagot ng magba-balut. “o sige, ipagbasag mo nga ako ng tatlo!”
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Text Message 4134

Old friends are gold..! new friends are diamonds! if you get a diamond dont forget the gold.. because only gold can hold a diamond. have a pleasant day!:-)
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Text Message 4133

Few things are more intimidating than our fears and our worries, especially when we face them in our own strength. be assured of this promise: “if god is for us, who can be against us?” a nice day!
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Text Message 4132

Those who thank god even in trials turn burden into blessings.. keep your faith close to your heart & god shall provide the comfort you need good night!
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Text Message 4131

Sbi nla “frnds forever” daw. but after few days, wla ng frndship. kya ako.. cmple lng: “frnds hnggng bukas!” bkit? cmple lng, hndi nmn nauubos ang bukas db?
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Text Message 4130

A man got 2 wishes from god. he asked for the best drink & best woman. next moment… he had holy water & mother teresa next to him! moral: be specific! name it and you shäll have it. happy day!
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Text Message 4129

Nag-apply sa trabaho si pedro. “ano ba ang trabahong nais mong hawakan?” tanong ng boss. “iyon pong may pagka-executive; halimbawa, bise-presidente,” sagot ni pedro. “e labindalawa na ang aming mga bise-presidente.” “hindi ho bale. hindi naman ako naniniwala sa pamahiin!”
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Text Message 4128

Boy: miss, pra kng chicharon girl: bkt nmn? boy: ansrap mong pa2kin! hehe (cngit bakla) bakla: aqo rn prng chicharon! boy: oo. kc nkkhighblood k, leche. :p
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Text Message 4127

Ever wonder: y d sun lightens r hair, but darkens r skin? y is it dt 2 stop windows xp, u hav 2 click “start”? y “abbreviation” is such a long word? y isit dt doctors call what they do “practice”? y is d man who invests all your money called a “broker”? y is […]
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Text Message 4126

Don’t say, “i’m not good enough.” if that’s true, you’re god’s first mistake, and he doesn’t make mistakes. he doesn’t love you because you’re valuable.. you’re valuable because he loves you! let that sink in. a happy day!
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Text Message 4125

A heartbrk s alwys a blssng frm god 8 may b d wrst nytmre dt kps u cryng n d mddle 0f d nyt bt 8s jz god’z way of letn u realyz dt he saved u frm d wrong1..:-) txtb?8
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Text Message 4124

Anak: dad, anu ba classification ng elephant, lion at tiger? tatay: ano ka ba, anak, ang hina mo naman! eh di katol!!!
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Text Message 4123

Doktor: pag di kayo tumigil ng pag-inom ng alak maaaring mabulag kayo. pasyente: ako’y 80 taon na. sa palagay ko ay nakita ko nang lahat ang mga dapat makita.
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Text Message 4122

A woman accidentally ran over a neighbor’s cat. she apologized. “i’d like to replace it,” she told the neighbor. “really? you know how to catch mice?”

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