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Text Message 4512

Man pulls up at a medical clinic, leaving his wife & kids in the car, & races inside. ‘we’re leaving on vacation, & my wife says i need to vasectomised asap!’ the doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. so the guy goes back to the car. ‘so, are you vaccinated, then?’ asks his […]
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Text Message 4511

Quotes to ponder: “don’t go through life, grow through life.” “great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.” “life is a promise, fulfill it.people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” “learn to listen. opportunity could be knocking at your door very softly.” “love and you shall be loved.” […]
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Text Message 4510

“if the only prayer we say in our entire life is ‘thank you, lord,’ that would be enough… gratitude makes us see our many blessings”…. good mrning.
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Text Message 4509: Fly above the clouds

When it rains, all birds fly for shelter, but the eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. problems are common to all, but attitude makes the difference. keep soaring!!! have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 4508

1 lasing nkakta ng madre n nkaitim bgla ñang cnun2k tindyakan, at bnalibag! bug2 srado ang madre,tpos 2mwa ang lcing at cnbi “wla k plang bnatbat batman!”
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Text Message 4507: Teaching kids about the evils of alcohol

A father was trying 2 teach his son abt d evils of alcohol. he put 1 worm in a glass of water & an0ther worm in a glass of whisky.  ¤worm in d water lived, wyl d 1 n d whisky curld up & died. f: ol ryt son,wat hve u learnd frm d sh0w? […]
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Text Message 4500

Sir: pedro pano mo hinaharap ang mga problema mo? pedro: i don’t boobs it! sir: anong i don’t boobs it! pedro: sir sa tagalog “hindi ko dinidibdib!” 🙂
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Text Message 4498

Top 10 moron moments: 1. umihi k at natalsikan damit mo 2. umakbay s ta0ng kala m friend m0 3. nanggulat k pro wlang ngulat 4. ngj0ke ka, wlang natawa 5. aapir k pero d k inapiran 6. pg nabuko kng nki2tawa lng s joke n d mo naman ngets 7. sumag0t k d k […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes