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Text Message 4615

Bulag: magkano, miss, ang tiket sa sine? miss: 100 piso po. bulag: ang mahal naman, baka pwedeng 50 piso na lang… tutal bulag ang isang mata ko? miss: hindi po pwede, sir eh. kung gusto nyo eh di ulitin nyo na lang ng dalawang beses…
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Text Message 4614

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. pete said, ‘i didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’ joe replied, ‘i’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
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Text Message 4613

If you don’t act foolish while you’re young, you won’t have anything to smile about when you’re older. “bet u’ve been smiling since yesterday!” a nice day!
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Text Message 4612

Learn to embrace d simplicty of lyf, learn 2b satisfied w’ wat s enough 4u &desire more 4 heavenly reward.. mäy god bless you! good day..
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Text Message 4611

Sometimes when we least expect it, a door closes in our lives. circumstances may change, dreams may get shattered, & plans for tomorrow may disappear. bv when one door closes, god always opens another. have faith in him, & you will reach all the wondrous things that he has waiting for you. a happy day!
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Text Message 4610

Do you know which is the most beautiful moment of the day? it is when you pray, because you are talking to the one who loves you m0st. good morning!
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Text Message 4608

Teacher: erap, how do u spell crocodile? erap: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l. teacher: no that’s wrong. erap: maybe it is wrong, but u asked me how i spell it!
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Text Message 4607

Fiscal: you say this woman shot her husband at close range? witness: yes, sir, that’s right! fiscal: any powder marks on his body? witness: yes, sir, that’s why she shot him. may kissmark pa nga eh!
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Text Message 4605

Yaya1: bakit ka umiiyak? yaya2: eh kasi ung amo ko puro itlog ang ipinapakain sa akin araw-araw! tatlong buwan na! huhuhu… yaya1: ano? nakita ko kanina may bitbit na limang buhay na manok ah. yaya2: huhuhu… pa-iitlogin niya un!
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Text Message 4604

Tatay: bakit hinimatay ang nanay mo? jr: nagtxt po si kuya galing saudi, nagpatuli sya, pero pa-inglis-inglis ang txt nya: “just beheaded today”
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Text Message 4603

Wen things get awfully tiring.. seek for silence.. most of the times,the loudest lessons are found- at the most quiet corners of our lives. shalom!;-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes