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Text Message 4722

Love is.. when you look at his/her picture for hours.. then suddenly, you realize that it was a group picture. * gudnyt! Ü

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Text Message 4720

Wn i saw jesus on d cross, i cryd, grievd & askd, “who nailed him?” bt i was shocked wn i looked down & saw d hammer n my own hand.. pm.,ü

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Text Message 4719

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. in short: jack & jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of wter. evn’n!

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Text Message 4718

Ders alwz pain& dsap0intmnts wen folng inluv. bt c0ntnue sharng ur luv. cz d m0r u luv, d m0r ul get 2 knw urslf.. cz evry prs0n u luv bcums ur.. reflecti0n.

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Text Message 4717

P/supt: nasaan na yung k-9 police dog na binili naten? po1:eto po sir! p/supt: oh! bakit askal yan? po1: ssshhh! wag ka maingay sir. undercover agent yan!ü

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Text Message 4716

Mag-ingat sa pagkain ng champoy, dikiam, haw flakes, etc. napatunayan ng bfad na ito’y may halong . . . 😮 “melaway” laway ng intsik!:-s yück!:-p

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Text Message 4715

Jinggoy: nakakapagtaka   kung paano lumalabas sa itlog ang sisiw! erap: tanga! mas magtataka ka kung paano yan nakakapasok sa loob ng itlog!

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Text Message 4714

Do you know the oxygen masks on airplanes? some think there’s really no oxygen… they’re just use to muffle your screams…ö

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Text Message 4712

May tip ako… para humaba ang buhay, kumain palagi ng gulay! may kilala ako na mahilig sa gulay, 103 years old na, buhay pa! kaya lang… gulay na!

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Text Message 4711

Humility is a slippery prize that seldom can be won. we’re only humble in god’s eyes when serving like jesus. a great day!

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Text Message 4710

Thought for the day: golf is very much like life. you’re constantly working and driving hard only to end up in the hole. have a nice day!

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Text Message 4709

When the road that lies before you seems a mystery to you, and you know that you are out there on your own, when you have so many choices and you’re not sure what to do, be at peace, for god is there! have a great day!

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Text Message 4708

Blessings often sneak through a door you didn’t know you left open. because every exit is an entrance to another phase of life… more doors to a blessed life… have a great day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes