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Text Message 4812

An elderly woman preparing her “will”. she told her preacher, she have 2 final request. 1st.. she wanted 2 b cremated. 2nd.. she wanted her ashes scattered over shoemart. “shoemart” !!! d preacher exclaimed. “y shoemart” ??? “then, i know 4 sure my daughters will visit me twice a week”.

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Text Message 4811

Two nuns driving out in the boonies when they ran out of gas. fortunately, there was a gas station not far away, where they ask to buy a can of gas. ‘i’m sorry,’ said the attendant, ‘all i have for you to carry is an old chamber pot.’ the nuns agreed that this would ok. […]

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Text Message 4810

Tanong: ano ang pagkakaiba ng girlfriend sa asawa? sagot: ang girlfriend… nililigawan yan! ang asawa ay inililigaw na yan! parang pusa ba….?

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Text Message 4809

Mr: hon asaan keso na pinabili ko??!? mrs: nasa lamesa. mr: eh floorwax ito ah!! mrs: keso yan. sinulatan ko lang ng floorwax para hndi dagain!!!:-(

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Text Message 4808

“4 everything dat happens n our lives, der s a reason & a mission… let d reason b god & let d mission b love” hav a blessed day!

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Text Message 4807

“we are not supposed to always understand why certain things happen.. we don’t have to always know the reasons why god allows some things to take place.. all that is asked from us is to trust him completely and let him be in control.. god will never fail us.. not now..not ever..”

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Text Message 4806

The more we are humble, the less we tumble.. the less our ego needs praise, the more our spirit receives grace. have a bright and cheerful day!

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Text Message 4804

Sulat ng mg amang mahirap: dear tay, pdal-an mu ako ng brief kc ung brif ko mga butas n. dear anak, pgtiisan mu lng muna kc 2ng s akn nga.. garter nlng.. hehe

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Text Message 4802

A little boy askd his dad how d human race came to be. dad: god created adam and eve n we are der descendants. the boy askd his mom the same. mom: god created monkeys n dey evolved into humans. the boy was confused n askd his dad again. boy: how come mom sed that […]

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