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Text Message 4856

A gun can kill sum1 fire can burn sum1.. wind can chill u.. anger can rage til it tears u apart. but d power of my charm.. wala!! pati bacteria 2lala! Ü gud morning!

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Text Message 4854

A guy says to a salesgirl: ‘i want to buy some toilet paper please.’ she says, ‘what color, sir?’ he replies, ‘just give me white. i’ll color it myself.’

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Text Message 4853

Jesus never fails. he knows ur desires, he’s looking at ur tears, listening to your prayers, watching u when u’re alone. he loves you… god bless & good day!

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Text Message 4852

When sadness comes to us, we need to know that it arrives only as a visitor and not as a permanent guest. may god keep us in believing in brighter days!

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How do u c d morning 2day? scientist: succesful rotation of d earth! meteorologist: cloudy day,34 degrees! prisoner: another day 2 live 4 my sin. president: 1 more valuable tym 2 lead. doctor: countless moments 2 save. artist: tymd event 4 a masterpiece. lover: an incredible oportunty 2 continue 2love. child: a whole new day […]

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Text Message 4850

“wag mung bitawan ang bagay na di mu kayang makitang hinahawakan ng iba.” npakasimple db? mas simple.. “wag mung hawakan kung alam mung bibitawan mu rin lang.” at ang pinaka simple! “wag mu ng hawakan kung alam mung hawak na ng iba!” at ang pnka pnka simple pa sa pnka simple! “wag na wag ka […]

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Text Message 4847

A girl was inlove w/ an ugly man, her friends asked her, ”why him?” then the girl replied immediately haler?! di ka ba nanuod ng ‘beauty & the beast?’ pu-pogi din sya! the guy heard this and he said.. ‘tungek! napanuod mo ba yung shrek?! papanget ka din noh parang si fiona!’ haha!’nice!

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Text Message 4846

Wash away the sadness, wash away the fears. wash and rinse the troubles, wring out all the tears. hang out on the line all worries in the wind.. iron out the problems… but with the iron of love. what a wonderful way to start the day, now fold it up with a hug! good morning, […]

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Text Message 4845

If you can believe that god who is perfect, loves you, then you can believe that you are worth loving. god bless! good morning! ü

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Text Message 4844

A youngster was once asked what a saint was. thinking of the beautiful stained glass windows in her parish church, she responded, “a saint is someone whom the light shines through.” how simple, yet how profound her response! if we are to be holy, if we are to be saints, we must allow his light […]

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Text Message 4843

“i did not kiss her boyfriend.. i just c somethng in his mouth..”

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