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Text Message 4917

Joe who was being evaluated for mental problems was asked by the doctor: “if a train is coming down this hallway, towards you, what would you do?” “i’d get in my helicopter & fly away.” said joe. dr: “where did you get the helicopter from?” joe replied “same place you got that fuckin train..” ü

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Text Message 4916

Kaya daw nagdeklara si jojo binay tatakbo president na inspire daw sya sa win ni obama. sabi ni binay: if a black man can b prexy, why not an ati?

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Text Message 4915

Whether you’re a scented candle, a tiny tealight, or a long and graceful taper, keep your wick ever lit so your glow can warm the hearts of all you meet. have a wonderful morning!

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Text Message 4914

God knows your heart and feels your hurt: you can trust his strength and lean on his caring. his thoughts are near you and his presence is with you: focus on his promise of better days ahead. may you live and grow in the light of his caring!

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Text Message 4913

‘more things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of.’ – alfred, lord tennyson may we take comfort in that thought & find answers to the prayers that we pray. have a happy day!

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Text Message 4912

Some beauty parlors do a great job. one man followed a young woman for 20 blocks. then he found out it was his wife. hahaha!

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Text Message 4910

Gma failed 2 talk 2 obama, decided 2 text him. gma: hi barack, i wud lyk to congratulate u on behalf of d filipino pipol. obama textd back: k, tnx. hu u? 🙂

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Text Message 4909

Alam mo bang pareho na tayo ng america ngayon? wala ng macain sa usa, dito sa pinas naman, ..wala na ring makain.. hahaha! 😉

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Text Message 4908

Never ever grow tired of living your life. never ever quit on moving forward. never ever stop running. for you never know how many persons are looking upto you and see you as their inspiration in their own respective lives. keep on moving ! your life matters! good morning!

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Text Message 4907

Trouble, when turned into a burden, will weigh you down. but trouble turned into prayers lifts off your shoulders & soars up to our merciful god. good day!

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Text Message 4906

Do n0t st0p expecting greater things fr0m our great god.. if he gave his own son with0ut reservati0n.. he is able to give whatever y0ur heart’s desire..always remember that the best helping hand y0u will ever find is at the end of y0ur own arm.. when we do what we can.. god will do what […]

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