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Text Message 4962

Sa isang health class. titser: ricardo, paano mo malalaman na maganda sa mata ang carrots? ricardo: sus, si mam naman oo! eh may nakita na po ba kayong rabbit na nakasalamin?!

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Text Message 4961

Sadyang pinaglaruan tayo ng panahon… kung kelan di mo hinihintay, du’n dumarating… kapag sobra na umaasa ka naman, saka wala… haaay… ang utot talaga, pabigla-bigla!

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Text Message 4960

A prayer: lord, teach me to feel another’s woe, to hide the fault i see; that mercy i show to others, that mercy show to me. god bless your merciful heart!

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Keep up a brave spirit; things are never quite as bad as we imagine them to be. god always lets in the sunshine somewhere. hope on; no matter how dark the way seems, it is better farther on… do not be discouraged, there is a good time coming for you; your better day will dawn! […]

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Text Message 4958

Never believe dat d so-called random events of life r anything less than god’s appointed order. be ready to discover his divine designs anywer & evrywer! morng!

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Text Message 4957

A muslim & a catholic priest at a party: priest: pork really tastes good. tell me, when are you going to break the rules & have some? muslim:on your wedding!

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Text Message 4956

Anak: tay, natinik ako ng isda! tay: ha?! eto saging, kumagat ka ng malaki at lunukin mo. anak: tay, ubos na pero di pa rin nawala! tay: eto pa, lumunok ka pa ng isa. at isa pa. at isa pa! anak: di pa rin naaalis eh. t: nganga ka nga para matignan ko. san banda […]

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Text Message 4954

Bagong pasok sa preso si kulas. kulas: cno ba ang naghahari-harian d2? brutus: ako! bakit?! kulas: gawin mo ‘kong reyna.

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Text Message 4953

Jr: ano effect ng global financial crisis sa business mo? ed: 2maas ang sales! jr: ha? ano ba business mo? ed: gamot s hyper-tention at sleeping pills! 😀

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Text Message 4952

“people ask, why fall in love when being hurt is a certainty? my answer? it makes me feel i’m alive.. coz whether i feel the greatest hurt or the greatest love, sheer bliss or flood of tears, on top of the world or at the bottom of the damned chain, it made my heart beat […]

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Text Message 4951

10 nuggets of wisdom to live by: 1) be kind to yourself. 2) looking good is feeling good inside. 3) you’re not out to please everybody. 4) expect little but do your best and dream big. 5) smiling is healthy. 6) laugh your heart out. 7) live light & right and keep it simple. 8) […]

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Text Message 4950

You are blessed when you’re content with who you are, no more, no less. that’s the moment you find yourself the proud owner of everything that can not be bought. have a happy day!

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Text Message 4949

There is no sorrow god is not aware of. there is no valley where he does not dwell. god is journeying with you always. moment by moment, trust him completely. memory by memory, fill your thoughts with his faithfulness. day by day, rest quietly in his love. may god fill your heart with cheer.

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Text Message 4948

How will you know if you have made the right decision? it’s when you picked the harder choice yet your heart is at peace. gud evening.how was ur day? dr salinel

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