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Text Message 5372

Nobel prize winner for literature dedicated his novel to his wife… ‘dedicated to my wife in whose absence i could complete this work..’

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Text Message 5371

Man1: i have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. what about you? man2: i have no sisters nor brothers, but i have 4 moms from my 1st dad and 5 dads from my 1st mom.

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Text Message 5370

Son: what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears? father: mother’s tears hit ur heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.

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Why do girls eat chocolate right after breakng up? -because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breakng up. why do boys drink beer right after breakng up? -because the bitterness of the beer makes them forget the sweetness of the girl.Ü ah.. gnun..

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Text Message 5367

“the most realistic symbol of love is not cupid but the cross. on the cross, human love and divine love intersect. in the sacrifice of the cross, humanity and god are linked together in love.” have a love-filled day! god bless..:-)

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Text Message 5366

The magic of believing begins in our hearts and reaches out to all those we love. wishing you the magic the sparkle and the love of god! stay happy c”j)

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Text Message 5365

“mukha lang akong mabait.” in english: “i’m just good-looking.” -tama, ‘di ba? hihihi dr salinel

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Text Message 5364

“ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging mganda o gwapo sa picture .. laging suggestion: ”wacky! dali wacky tayo!” ü waahahaha! ..

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Text Message 5363

(fw: hugs) squeeeeeze!! u’v just been hugged. i want one back.. if u get 3 ur cute, 6 ur loved, 9 ur hot. none? people hate u! so start hugging!! go!

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Text Message 5362

“hndi q pa nra2nsn ang mgmhal khit minsan..” – fishball (php 0.50 since 1987)

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Text Message 5360

‘don’t blame me for being cold dahil hindi ako magmamatigas kung binigyan mo lang sana ako ng importansya nung una pa lang!” -kaning lamig

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Text Message 5359

Ng apply sa call center intrviewr: wts ur nme juan:mam my nme s juan d great! i:(nagulat!)so wat r u aplyng for j:mam im not aplying 4, im applying only 1. i:(tameme!) amh, so wat cn u cntrbute 4 d comp? j:mam i got only p100, s dat ok? i:tngina, humanap ka ng kausap mo! […]

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Text Message 5358

10 benefits me eating banana: 1. banana protect against heartburn. 2. banana are high in fiber and vitamin . 3. banana are good for the heart. 4. banana may prevent a stroke. 5. banana helps counter stress and insomia. 6. diabetics may take bananas in moderation. 7. bananas fight fatigue and anemia. 8. banana may […]

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