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Text Message 5417

Guy ask his wife: darling, what wuld u do if i’ve won in lotto? wife: i’d take half, then leave you. guy: good! i bet on sueltres lotto three numbers & won p1000, take ur p500., good bye!:-)
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Text Message 5415

“be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.”-plato. if you must exercise, why not exercise kindness? god bless you(,”(“,) good morning!
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Text Message 5414

Gma, fg, joc joc, paule, etc. sought refuge at st lukes hospital. dont be surprise if one of these days st lukes will be canonized as patron saint of thieves!
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Text Message 5412

Patient asking doctor for advice on how to stop his desire for women… dr: “devote your life to the church & you will feel better.” p: “doc… pari ako.”
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Text Message 5411

Man visited his hunter friend and was given a tour of his home. in the den, was a stuffed lion. visitor: when did you bag him? hunter: 3 years ago, when i was hunting with my ex-wife. visitor: what’s he stuffed with? hunter: my ex-wife.
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Text Message 5410

B4.. in al d fairy tales.. d prince wil fall inlove w/ d princess.. &d prince wil fight d witch & dragons 2 hve his princess.. but nowadays, d prince wud simply mke d princess fall deply inlove w/ him.. & d princess wud do all d fighting.. i think dat is d rison why.. […]
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Text Message 5409

If rustom is now bebe gandanghari. piolo will be pauline gandangpapa! and sam milby is samantha gandang dyosa! haha!
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Text Message 5408

Psalm 63:7 because you have been my help, therefore in the shadow of your wings i will rejoice prayer: lord, its easy to despair when i view my own circumstances. but oh how wonderful it is to praise when i see you & your deliverance. may i always have a vision of you. in jesus’ […]
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Text Message 5407

If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have good chance of being a prophet. enjoy this bright morning!
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Text Message 5406

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good.. behave your self and never mind the rest. god bless your week!
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Text Message 5405

Do you know the value of a minute..? … well it depends on which side of the toilet door you are!
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Text Message 5403

There is no truth to the rumor that with the high profile patients being confined in this hospital lately, it will soon be renamed.. st. loot’s medical center.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes