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Text Message 5656

A week after hearing a homily on psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets), a man wrote a letter to bir: ‘i have been unable to sleep, knowing that i have cheated on my taxes. i understated my sales, and have enclosed several postal money orders for 30 thousand pesos.. if i still can’t sleep, […]
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Text Message 5654

Fg: dear, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si jose rizal, pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si manuel roxas. anong ibig sabihin yon? pgma: mukha kang pera!
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Text Message 5653

“you will never get tired doing the g00d things you d0… as long as you do it with j0y in ur s0ul.” good morning! 😉
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Text Message 5652

When are you too old? only on the day when you truly have nothing left to give. and the good news is this, that day never has to arrive. have a nice day!
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Text Message 5651

As we start the week, our prayer can be simply to be with him in his suffering, trying to feel as he felt, to think as he thought. in the passion we see how the divinity hides itself. the man of suffering is god who still suffers the pains, injustices and betrayals of his children […]
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Text Message 5650

Sometimes, being kind isnt enough to win someones heart. we’re too ‘into’ finding that perfect someone. perfect beauty, intelligence & personality. then after the long search, we find ourselves falling helplessly with someone who’s not even halfway of our ideal person. we fail to realize that no matter how much standards we set, we’d always […]
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Text Message 5649

Zoo manager: you idiot! why did u leave the lion’s gate open last nyt!? zoo keeper: but sir, who da hell would steal a lion?? aber??!
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Text Message 5648

Child to pirate captain.. c: captain! how did u get a peg leg? p: u c,i’m a pirate. i fell off d ship & a shark bit off my leg. had a peg leg eversince. c: how about dat hook? p: u c,i’m a pirate. i had a sword fight & it got cut off. […]
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Text Message 5647

Nawa ang ating pananampalataya kay hesus ay manatiling buhay at sariwa hindi tulad ng palaspas na matutuyo at maglalaho. isang mapagpalang semana santa sa iyo. kalakip ka sa aking mga sakripisyo at panalangin buong linggo.
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Text Message 5646

What a nice feeling 2 be in l0ve…w/ jesus christ our saviour! no pain no heartache no disappoinment just blessing of joy!g d am have a blessed easter sunday txtb?14
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Text Message 5645

Ang trabaho ay parang isang mahabang byahe… ang sarap tulugan… hahaha!
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Text Message 5644

A woman goes into a bar with a small chihuahua dog on a leash. she sits down at the bar next to a drunk. the drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! he pukes all over the dog. the drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, ‘i […]
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Text Message 5643

Two hillbillies meet in town. ‘how’re thangs with y’all, pete?’ one asked. ‘not bad atall,’ pete replied. ‘my old woman ain’t talkin’ to me thiseyer week… and i ain’t in no mood to interrupt her.’

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