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Text Message 8061: Don’t tell every one about your troubles

“don’t tell every one about your troubles. half of them don’t care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.” -reader’s digest
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Text Message 8060: I’m son of a farmer

Bill gates gave $50 tip 2 d waiter. w: sir, ystrdy ur son gav $500 tip & u gave only $50? genuine rply of gates: he’s d son of millionaire, i’m son of a farmer.;-)
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Text Message 8059: Mature and Immature Love

Immature love says, “i love you because i need you.” mature love says, “i need you because i love you.”
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Text Message 8057: Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud. a fart can be short, or a fart can be long. some farts do not smell, while others are vile. a fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone with strange looks on their faces. from […]
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Text Message 8056: Lack of love

It is the lack of love for ourselves that inhibits our compassion toward others. if we make friends with ourselves, then there is no obstacle to opening our hearts and minds to others. wishing your days be filled with love!:-)
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Text Message 8055: Bago tuluyang iwanan

“hindi lahat ng pag-iwas ay pagsisimula ng paglimot.. may mga bagay lang na dapat pagsanayan muna bago tuluyang iwanan.”
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Text Message 8054: Ikaw ngang panget di ko napasagot

Basted senario: girl: iih, d nman aq maganda e. hanap ka nlang ng mas maganda skn. sori ha? boy: ikaw ngang panget d q napasagot, ung maganda pa kaya? haha!
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Text Message 8053: Someone stole his watch

A swiss, a french and a pinoy were travelling in a hot air balloon. after sometime, the french says we have reached paris. when the other 2 ask him how he found out, he says his hand touched eiffel tower. after sometime, the swiss says that switzerland is below them. when the other 2 asked […]
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Text Message 8051: Humihingi ng sustento

Juan: may prblema ako s asawa ko! humihngi ng susten2. pedro: mtagal na kyong hiwalay,dba? jn:yun nanga, e. kung d raw ako mgbigay, bbalik nlang dw sya sa akin!
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Text Message 8050: Nagkita kami sa gay bar kagabi

Dad: anak, pinagdududahan ko ang pagkalalaki ng nobyo mo. daughter: ha? bakit niyo naman po nasabi yun? dad: nagkita kami sa gay bar kagabi ! 😀
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Text Message 8049: Isang tao lang, buo na ang mundo mo

“maraming tao dito ang mas malungkot pa sa taong nakatira sa buwan. saka d naman kailangan ang maraming tao para bumuo ng mundo eh. minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo, buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habambuhay.”
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Text Message 8048: Humility, wisdom, patience, faith

My cup of tea: in life, the ßest ornament is humility; the richest wealth is wisdm; the strongest weapon is patience; the ßest security is faith. gud am!
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