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Text Message 8963: Pabst Smir

A man walks into a bar and asks bartender, “got any special today?” “yes, we have a mixture of pabst blue ribbon beer and smirnoff vodka,” replies bar tender. “what the hell is that?” man says. “we call it a ‘pabst smir!'”;-)

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Text Message 8962: Barahin mo rin

Kapag binabara ka, barahin mo rin at sabihin mo… para kang ilong ko… bakit? kasi barado!:-(

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Text Message 8961: Don’t push someone away from you

Don’t push someone away from u.. coz if u do.. tumba kel! pobre man tamen.

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Text Message 8960: Deleted

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Text Message 8959: The Bible says love your enemy

Funline: *alcohol may be man’s worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy.* frank sinatra

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Text Message 8958: Woman from Pinatubo with baby on a bus

Woman frm pinatubo w/ baby on a bus driver:”wat an ugly baby! the w0man was hurt, she went 2 an0dr seat. d man nxt 2 her askd:”wat’s wrong? woman: ddriver jaz insultd me. man: he shud giv u respct! go get his nym & id #. i’ll hold ur monkey 4 a while…

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Text Message 8957: I knew they meant business

A boy was having a hard time in math and getting very low grades, so his parents transferred him to a catholic school. when the parents got his first report card, they were shocked. the boy had an “a” in math, so they ask him what sparked the sudden improvement. the son replied, “when i […]

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Text Message 8956: Antiseptic mass

Caller:anong oras po ang constipated mass? sacristan: concelebrated mass po yon.yong maraming pari? callr:di po.yung sa sabado ng hapon? sac:ah,antiseptic mass!

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Text Message 8955: The sun will rise continuously for 36 hours

Coming october 17, d sun will rise continuously for 36 hours (1.5 days). in dis time d us countries will b dark for 1.5 days. it will convert 3 days to 2big days. it will happen once in 2400 years. we r very lucky 2 see it. dont miss it..! 4wrd 2 all… 🙂

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Text Message 8954: No one is born happy

No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. just remember, happiness is a state of mind and it depends on ones attitude towards life, not the one has. carpe diem! 🙂

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Text Message 8953: I’m born to be loved and not to be hurt

I’m born to be loved and not to be hurt. so those people who keeps hurting me? you should be aware because i’m also born.. “to play and continue the game.”

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Text Message 8952: Ang love, kahit masakit, masaya rin

Ang love, kht mskit, masaya rin. kiss dito, yakap doon. i luv u dito, i miss u doon. pero pg nkahanap ng iba at iiwanan ka na, mgging emperador dito, redhorse doon, matador dito, san mig doon! punyeta dito, tanga doon! masaya, di ba? sa huli para kang tanga na iiyak dito, suka d0on! 😀

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Text Message 8963: Pabst Smir

Text Message 8962: Barahin mo rin

Text Message 8961: Don’t push someone away from you

Text Message 8960: Deleted

Text Message 8959: The Bible says love your enemy

Text Message 8958: Woman from Pinatubo with baby on a bus

Text Message 8957: I knew they meant business

Text Message 8956: Antiseptic mass

Text Message 8955: The sun will rise continuously for 36 hours

Text Message 8954: No one is born happy

Text Message 8953: I’m born to be loved and not to be hurt

Text Message 8952: Ang love, kahit masakit, masaya rin

Text Message 8951: Deleted

Text Message 8950: A little kindness

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