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Text Message 13017: God is working in your life

Believe that god is working in your life to use both the good and the bad for a greater purpose. nothing that happens to you is a waste. disappointent turns into hope as you watch god redeem your current adversity, and even your mistakes. have a happy monday!
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Text Message 13016: Lecture on alcohol abuse

An old man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of the night. old man replies, “i’m on my way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and its ill effects as well as smoking and staying out late.” the officer then asks, “really? who’s […]
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Text Message 13015: Lots of Love LOL

A redneck thought “lol” means “lots of love” so he texted the following message to his girlfriend: “you are the only girl in my life… lol…!”
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Text Message 13014: The reason women love military men

The reason women love military men? it’s not the uniform! it is because they can cook, clean, iron, make beds and sew, but above all, they know how to follow orders! :*
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Text Message 13012: Listen to you elder’s advice

Listen to your elder’s advice, not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong… it’s a beautiful day!
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Text Message 13011: Dinalaw ang tatay sa kulungan

Dinalaw ng anak yung tatay niya sa kulungan.. tatay: anak, bakit ikaw lang mag-isa ang dumadalaw sakin dito? bakit hindi mo kasama ang nanay? anak: tay, nagsha-shopping po si inay… tatay: aba ang dami yatang pera ng nanay mo, san naman siya kumuha ng pera? anak: yung pabuya po sa inyo.
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Text Message 13010: Lagi nalang ako gumagastos

Mag bf at gf: gf: lagi na lang ako gumagastos pag magde-date tayo! bf: sorry babe, wala kasi akong pera talaga eh. gf: e di ipunin mo yung baon mo, tapos para pagdating ng sabado may pang date tayo! bf: hindi pwede.. gf: at bakit naman? bf: mapapanis yung baon ko. lumpia shanghai, kamote, saging, […]
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Text Message 13009: That’s us in ten years

Sitting in a bar having drinks, a man pointed to a friend two old drunks sitting across the bar from them and said, “that’s us in ten years.” the friend replied, “that’s a mirror, buddy!”
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Text Message 13008: Alcohol bottles

Alcohol bottles should have cute little fortunes in the bottom like “nope, happiness wasn’t in this one. please try again!” 🙂
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Text Message 13007: Difference between disaster and catastrophe

What’s the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe? a disaster is like a ship carrying 100 corrupt politicians that sinks… a catastrophe is when you find out that they can all swim!!! hehehe… 😉
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Text Message 13006: Write your hurt, carve your blessings

Learn to write your hurt in the sand where the waves of forgiveness can wash them away easily.. but carve your blessings in the rock so no one can wipe them away.. anchor your trust in god, he will bless you more each day.
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Text Message 13005: God loves you 100%

God loves you 100%. there is nothing you can do that can make him love you more, and there is nothing you can do that can make him love you less. have a beautiful thursday!
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Text Message 13003: Natatakot sa end of the world

Guy1: p’re, hndi ka ba natatakot sa end of d world! guy2: wala sa akin yan p’re… mas takot ako sa end of d month, marami akong babayaran!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes