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Text Message 10590: Friends still there until God writes last chapter

My life is a story written by god. i don’t know exactly how my friends came in to my story, but i hope you all will be there in it until god writes my last chapter. — good morning. =)

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Text Message 10589: One little conversation

“it’s amazing how one little conversation can change things forever.” — good morning. 😀

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Text Message 10588: Tumba na pag oras ng bayaran

Mga lasinggero.. juan: tumba na si tikyo, lasing na. pedro: ganyan talaga siya lagi. . . kapag oras na ng bayaran!

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Text Message 10587: Isip-bata, di na kita bati

Kulas: pare, ang misis ko, sinabihan akong isip-bata! sinigawan ko nga! bads: wow astig! ano sinigaw mo? kulas: hindi na kita bati!:-d

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Text Message 10586: Di ko naman sinasagot sarili ko

Tonyo: pare, napansin ko na lagi mong kinakausap ang sarili mo! hindi kaya nababaliw ka na? max: di naman siguro, kasi di ko naman sinasagot eh!

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Text Message 10585: Deleted

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Text Message 10584: Chinese own everything

The peoples’ republic of china owns the spratlys. chinese businessmen ‘own’ taal lake. and the chinese drug lords ‘own’ the new bilibid prison. happy independence day!;-(

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Text Message 10583: Bayad po. Saan to galing?

Bata: manong, bayad po! driver: saan to galing? bata: sa nanay ko po! driver: mukha ba kong nakikipagbiruan sa iyo? bata: sori po, sa tatay ko pala!

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Text Message 10582: Listahan ng mga gastos natin sa date

Gf: break na tayo! ayoko na sayo. nakakasawa ka! buset! bf: ok. may bibigay muna ako sayo. gf: anu? bf: eto listahan ng mga gastos natin sa date simula nung naging tayo.. bf: eto naman o, joke lang yun hon… alam mo namang mahal kita e. loveyou!

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Text Message 10581: Masyado kang makuwenta

Gf: ayoko na sayo, masyado kang makuwenta! bf: di totoo yan! dahil kahit 7 beses kitang nilibre at 8 na beses niregaluhan, di kita binilangan!

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Text Message 10580: Deleted

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Text Message 10579: A generous person

A generous person forgets what he gives & remembers what he receives! learn, earn, return. these are the three phases of life! enjoy life! god bless! gudam!

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Text Message 10578: When you still have something to give

“don’t give up when you still have something to give. cause nothing is really over until you stop trying, but if you become miserable trying too hard, then stop trying.”

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Text Message 10577: Dok, gusto ko pumogi

Pasyente: dok, gusto kong pumogi pero wala akong pera! may paraan pa c na mas mura? doc: meron! pasyente: paano po? doc: tumabi ka sa mas pangit sayo!

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Text Message 10576: Disorder in court

Disorder in court: q: she had three children, right? a: yes. q: how many boys? a: none. q: were there any girls? 😀 q: sir, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you? a: i went to europe, sir. q: and you took your wife? b-) q: did he kill you? 🙂 q: how […]

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Text Message 10590: Friends still there until God writes last chapter

Text Message 10589: One little conversation

Text Message 10588: Tumba na pag oras ng bayaran

Text Message 10587: Isip-bata, di na kita bati

Text Message 10586: Di ko naman sinasagot sarili ko

Text Message 10585: Deleted

Text Message 10584: Chinese own everything

Text Message 10583: Bayad po. Saan to galing?

Text Message 10582: Listahan ng mga gastos natin sa date

Text Message 10581: Masyado kang makuwenta

Text Message 10580: Deleted

Text Message 10579: A generous person

Text Message 10578: When you still have something to give

Text Message 10577: Dok, gusto ko pumogi

Text Message 10576: Disorder in court