Christmas Text Messages and Christmas SMS Quotes

Merry Christmas! Spread the holiday spirit with our archive of Christmas text messages and Christmas SMS. You’ll be surprised how Christmas text jokes can go a long way to brighten up the spirit this holiday. We’ve collated Christmas funny SMS from different folks with one thing in mind: a merry Christmas indeed.
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Text Message 9528: Christmas is a time to celebrate life
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CHRISTMAS is... a time to love a time to celebrate life a time to give & forgive and a time to say a prayer for you who touched my life MERRY CHRISTMAS to u and ur family.

Text Message 2532

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Tue, Dec 25, 2007
Time: 7:57 pm

I pray
that
häppiness be
ät yöür döör.
Mäy
it
knöck
eärly,
&
leäve
the gift
öf GOD’s peace, love,
joy &
good health behind.
G0d blesS! Meri chrstmas!

claire

Text Message 2524

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Dec 24, 2007
Time: 11:30 pm

For every dream in our heart, GOD gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, GOD gives us unexpected miracles. May you feel GOD’s blessings always.meri xmas!

Text Message 2523

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Dec 24, 2007
Time: 11:30 pm

Lechon
man ay
nais kong
ipadala.
At may
hamon
pang
kasama,
pero
diet
mo
ay aking
inaalala.
Kaya
text nlang..
Zero
cholesterol pa! Hehe..!
Maligayang Pasko!

Text Message 2396

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Sat, Dec 8, 2007
Time: 2:32 pm

X’mas Carols for the Disturbed:

Schizoprenia – Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas..

Narcissistic – Hark the herald angels sing about me..

Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me..

Multiple personality disorder – We Three Kings disoriented are..

Borderline personality disorder – Thoughts of roasting on an open fire..

Obsessive compulsion disorder – Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells……

Text Message 2395

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Sat, Dec 8, 2007
Time: 2:31 pm

12days of
chrstmas s0ng:

0n d 12th day of
chrstmas my
true l0ve gave 2
me…

12 h0ldng
hands..

11 kiss s chks

10 h0t embrace

9 t0rid kises

8 french kiss

7 lips 2 lips

6 chikininis

5 in d bed

4 d0gstyle

3f0replays

2 69s

at isang ma £us0g na baby..(,”)..

haha!:-D

Text Message 2284

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Sat, Nov 24, 2007
Time: 6:04 pm

Simoy ng pasko’y nari2 n

MERRY..

..GALO kna
b pra s akin?
he! he!
ngpa2alala lng,
lapit n eh!

Ung MERRY..

..BON ah!

MERRY..

KLAMO?.. hehehe!

xandra

Text Message 187

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Wed, Dec 27, 2006
Time: 7:30 pm

In this season of
merrymking & endles
parties, alwys rmember..
“thou shalt not weigh more
than thy refrigerator.”
Merry Christmas & Happy
New Year!! ;-)

xandra

Text Message 182

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Dec 25, 2006
Time: 6:54 pm

May the season of
“Love & Peace”
“Joy & Laughter”
“Care & Sharing”
be with you & your family
always.
MERRY
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!

Text Message 181

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Dec 25, 2006
Time: 2:20 pm

Exercise tips this season:
stretch ur patience, run
miles of faith, flex ur love
4 others & smile ur heart
out. Have a healthy
christmas! God bless!-nina

Text Message 180

Category: Christmas SMS
By:
Date: Mon, Dec 25, 2006
Time: 1:03 pm

Whatever is bright &
beautiful, whatever means
the most to you, whatever
brings Ü happiness, these
are the things i wish for you
& your family.MERRY
CHRISTMAS!Ü

mama joy