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Text Message #784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message #6596: Ewan q senyo

Date: Wed, Sep 16, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Inspirational, Sayings

“ang buhay ay isang sugal, kailangang handa kang mawalan kung gusto mong magkaroon…”
-mahj-ONG

-”matuto kang maghirap at magtrabaho, hindi lahat ng oras nasa taas ka…”
-gul-ONG

-”ang lahat ay may katapusan, hindi maibabalik ng mga luha mo ang dati nang nawala…”
-kaba-ONG

“kaya mo mang pr0tektahan ang mahaLaga sau, sinu naman ang poprotekta sau?”
-bub-ONG

“ewan q senyo,.”
-bob ONG

Text Message #6595: GMA is the BEaST prisedent

Date: Wed, Sep 16, 2009
Time: 7:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Politics, Sayings

“In fairness, GMA is the BEaST prisedent..”

-Manny Pacquiao speaking…
How prophetic ba, hehehe.. :-D

Text Message #6593: I saw her move!

Date: Wed, Sep 16, 2009
Time: 7:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

Spouses viewing the body of his mom-in-law at the funeral parlor. As he began to weep, his wife slapped him. “Why are you crying? You never liked my mom.” Husband: “I thought I saw her move!”

Text Message #6581: Sino ba ang decision-maker?

Date: Tue, Sep 15, 2009
Time: 8:56 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Woman: Taga Census po sir, sino po ba ang decision-maker sa inyo? Husband: Dear, sino ba nagde-desisyon dito sa bahay? Wife: Syempre ikaw Husband: Ako daw po.

Text Message #6577: Don’t let your problem, problem you

Date: Mon, Sep 14, 2009
Time: 9:59 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Sayings

“Don’t let your problem, problem you. Let your problem, problem them…”
-Aling Dionisia muwahaha