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SMS Quote | Text Message #98  (1 votes)Psst..2lg knb?
My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau.
Kc knina, my lumapt skn.
Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps,
Wla lng
Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains
nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Jun, 16, 2008
Time: 9:03 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3728
June 16, 2008
Pedro: bkit ganun ang chinese? sa tanghali manligaw?
Akong: ganun talaga kami manligaw sa kapwa chinese namin!
P: anu naman ginagawa nyo s gabi?
A: pilipina naman nililigawan namin!
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Jun, 16, 2008
Time: 9:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3727
June 16, 2008
CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screen of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you are.
SMS Quote | Text Message #3718
June 15, 2008
,////,
( ‘ _ ‘ ) kgbi,
>”)(”< nanagnip
,(”) (”),, aq!
pumangit dw lht ng
d ngttxt…
naicp kta!
ntkot aq!
txt ka nga kng
cute ka pa?!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3712
June 14, 2008
GMA: Filipinos r either stupid or ingrates. Dey hate me so much & dey love Susan Roces & Cory Aquino, who have done nothing.
BUNYE: Ma’m i think if u can imitate dem u will have no problems.
GMA: Wat shall i imitate? Why didn’t u say so earlier?
BUNYE: Just be a widow, U’ll have no more problems!ü
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3711
June 14, 2008
Man1: I think the wife is getting a bit near-sighted.
Man2: Oh, how come?
Man1: When I woke up this morning, she was sucking the bed post.:)
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:40 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3710
June 14, 2008
A man at a costume shop.
HE: I’m going to a party. I want to go as Adam.
Sales girl brought out a fig leaf.
HE: Not big enough.
She brings out a bigger one.
HE: Still not big enough.
SHE: Listen, Ace! Why don’t you throw it over your shoulder, and go as a gasoline pump?!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:26 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3709
June 14, 2008
Ng magsimula
ang TXT
dumami ang
frends ko,
naabala ang
trabho ko,
nagkarayuma
dliri ko,
ncira ang
budget ko..
Higit s lhat
BUMABA
SPELING IQ KO! . . Hanestly speeking.
Gud marning!
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Loading ...Date: Sat, Jun, 14, 2008
Time: 9:25 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3708
June 14, 2008
Good news!
Beer is now cheaper than gasoline!
Drink…don’t drive… Hahaha!
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