(2 votes)To impress his date, a young man took her to a chic Italian resto. After sipping some wine, he looked up the menu with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Guiseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally.
“Sorry, sir,” the waiter replied, “that’s the owner’s name.”
Kung magiging hayOp ka sa next Life mO..
hindi ka pa ba
nagsasawa? :D
michael
A woman goes into a gun store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband,” she tells the clerk. “Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk.
“Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesnt even know I’m going to shoot him!”
A waiter scratching his behind while a doctor was going over the menu..
Doc: You have hemorroids?
Waiter: No, sir, everything we have is in the menu.
Juan, w/a chronic cold, consults a herbalist.
H: You must eat a lot of fruits, including d skin. By d way, what’s ur favorite fruit?
JUAN: Coconut & pineapple. Toink!
JUAN: Ayoko nang maniwala sa horoscope! Sabi, maswerte ako ngayon.. eh naholdap ako!
MON: Bakit may pera ka ba?
JUAN: wala!
MON: Maswerte ka nga! Hindi ka tinodas eh wala ka namang pera!
Today’s Horoscope:
Madidiskubre mo na may talent ka pala sa pagtulay sa miswa. Sumali na sa contest ng Pilipinas Got Talent para pagkitaan mo ito! :)
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