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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Thu, Mar, 19, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5543
March 19, 2009

‘Darling,’ whispered a frail husband, ‘I’m very sick, would you please call a vet?’

‘A vet? Why not a medical doctor?’ asked his wife.

He replies, ‘Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow!’


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Date: Thu, Mar, 19, 2009
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5542
March 19, 2009

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, ‘how much?’ She replies, ‘2000 bucks if I lay down and 1500 bucks if I stand up.’ He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, ‘it’s my hairdresser’s fee!’


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Date: Thu, Mar, 19, 2009
Time: 8:49 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5541
March 19, 2009

‘Can anyone give me a good contemporary example of the Golden Rule?’ asked an instructor in the ethics class.

I can sir,’ replied a student, ‘how about 69?’


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:47 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5536
March 18, 2009

Erap: paayos ko itong radyo, kailan ko bblikan?
Repairman: after 1 day!
E: pede bng oras lng ang antayin ko?
R: ok, blikan mo after 24 hrs!
E: yan, dats better!


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5535
March 18, 2009

Wife complaining 2 husband:Honey,alam kong ngayong global financial crisis,mas lalo mong kelangan magpakitang gilas sa boss mo para dka tanggalinsa trabajo,pero bakit kelangan mong dalhin sa ating bahay ang trabajo mo at embalsahing yang bangkay na yan sa dining table natin? Husband: Pasensya na Hon. Sirado na kc ofc kaya di nko makaovertym.Ngaun lang ito!Bnigyan kc ako ng deadline ng amo ko.Pag diko tapos ang trabajo ko ma2yang 6am ako ang patay... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Sayings
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SMS Quote Text Message #5534
March 18, 2009

Nadukutan ako kanina… Huhuhu…

-Ilong.


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5533
March 18, 2009

FG: (to maid) Miss, can u do something about Glo’s room. She complains that it’s d ugliest room in Malacanang.

MAID: Yes, sir…
I’ll remove d mirrors ASAP.


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Sayings
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SMS Quote Text Message #5532
March 18, 2009

‘Anong akala mo sa akin mayaman?!..

Nauubusan din ako ng pera noh!’

-ATM

 
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