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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message 379

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Date: Tue, Feb 20, 2007
Time: 10:18 am
Sent by: che
Category: Conversations

MRS: bt ngyn ka lang?
MR: pasensya na. Nag aya
mga ofismates ko,
nagkainuman lang. Hehe!
MRS: lacng ka no?!
MR: ndi.
MRS: anong ndi?! Wla ka
namang trabaho, pano ka
nagkaroon ng ofismate?!

Text Message 378

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Date: Tue, Feb 20, 2007
Time: 10:15 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Conversations

Grm: Hon, bkit mlngkot ka?
Di ka b msaya pnksalan kta
mski dting prosti ka?

Bride: Iniisip q lng, hon,
twing mgmemake lOve tau
dmu na aq ba2yran. Sayang
din ksi.

mjaey

Text Message 375

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Date: Sun, Feb 18, 2007
Time: 5:32 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny,Love

Sa pag-ibig, kahit na
masaktan ka o lumuha pa,
ang mahalaga marunong
kang maglaba at d ka takot
mamalantsa dahil ang
magaling magsaing ay may
katapat na tunay na kanin!
Tandaan mo na ang buhay Read the rest of this entry »

Text Message 371

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Date: Sun, Feb 18, 2007
Time: 7:05 am
Sent by: inLign
Category: Ederlyn

kung hei fat choi!

- ederlyn

Text Message 358

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Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2007
Time: 2:33 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Conversations

TiTSER:ano ang
past tense sa Laba?

BOY 1:nagLaba, mam!

TiTSER:ang present?

BOY 2:nagLaLaba!

TiTSER:tama! ano ang
future tense?

BOY 3: MAGSASAMPAY!;-)

Text Message 355

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Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2007
Time: 3:47 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny

si ben…

eleven..
Open 24 hrs! Hahaha!ö

roan

Text Message 354

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Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2007
Time: 3:47 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny,Inspirational

D Earth weighs 6.6 septillion
tons.Don’t mke it heavier by
carying a heavy heart!
LOve much.
Laf often.
Stay light.

Drink snmglight,
pOp mlbOro lights.Haha!ö

roan

Text Message 349

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Date: Sat, Feb 3, 2007
Time: 2:00 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny,Politics

HENRY SY-
half FILIPINO,
half CHINESE.

JUAN FLAVIER-
half FILIPINO
half IGOROT.

RAUL ROCO-
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