Loading ...Dud0ng: Dad may sabihin ako s inyo.
DAD: May problema ba?
Dud0ng: Mgshift nlng ako sa fine arts sana maintindihan mo.
DAD: Leche tapusin mo muna ang elementary!
SMS Quote | Text Message #2527
SMS Quote | Text Message #2526
Two women chatting about sexiness aids:
Matron1: I’m getting my boobs lifted.
Matron2: I’m getting my asshole bleached!
Matron1: I can’t imagine ur husband as a blonde.
SMS Quote | Text Message #2522
World organized crime:
USA – Mafia
Japan – Yakuza
Italy – Cosa Nostra
China – Triad
Taiwan – 14k
Phils. – Government
SMS Quote | Text Message #2520
The Chief Executive Officer of a Health Maintenance Organization dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him a lovely villa, wonderful music and views, a full staff of servants, gourmet meals, etc..
CEO: This is terrific!
St. Peter: D’ont get too comfortable. You’re only approved for a three-day stay.
SMS Quote | Text Message #2516
Teacher:0k class! drawing kau ng khit na an0ng uri ng isda..
Students:yes mam!
Teacher:Pedr0! Bkit ang gulo ng drawing m0?
Pedro:Wg kng epal mam bag0ong yn!