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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Sun, Dec, 17, 2006
Time: 4:22 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #155
December 17, 2006

F uR hurT..cheeR Up!

DoNT juz crY on thE
syD..

It wuNDt heLp U!

iNsTeAD,
Go ON w/
Ur LyF!!

REmEmBEr?!

U wERe oNCe
D sTrONgEst
spErm of
uR dad!Ü

xandra


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Date: Sun, Dec, 17, 2006
Time: 4:18 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Sayings
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SMS Quote | Text Message #154
December 17, 2006

“HAPPINESS is not found at
the end of the road… It is
experienced everytime you
make a sudden turn!”

- Victoria Court

xandra


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Date: Fri, Dec, 15, 2006
Time: 12:15 pm
Sent by: tagpuan
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #152
December 15, 2006

Two karpentero nguusap

karpentero1: Pre amoy
tinapay ka ha..

karpentero2:Talaga?! Anung
klaseng tinapay naman?!

karpentero1: putok pare :-p


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Date: Thu, Dec, 14, 2006
Time: 2:10 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Brand Names, Sayings
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SMS Quote | Text Message #149
December 14, 2006

“Pls avoid eating at Jollibee.
It has been knOwn dat dey r
recycling foods dat wer not
sold 4 d day. Pls pass 2 pipol
u care for.”

-Ronald Mcdonald

Xandra


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Date: Wed, Dec, 13, 2006
Time: 2:05 pm
Sent by: vivs
Category: Celebrity, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #145
December 13, 2006

Melanie Marquez,in a
tiangge pnagkkaguluhan.

My biglang sumgaw

“Hot,Bitch!”

Nagalt cia!


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Date: Tue, Dec, 12, 2006
Time: 2:05 pm
Sent by: vivs
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #142
December 12, 2006

LOGIC 101:

if practice makes perfect,
and nobody is perfect,why
practice?

LOGIC 102:

nobody is perfect. I am
nObody. Therefore, i am
perfect..Ü


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Date: Mon, Dec, 11, 2006
Time: 11:52 pm
Sent by: vivs
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #139
December 11, 2006

sOme
jOys
r betr
xpresd
in
silence
coz a smile
hOlds


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Date: Mon, Dec, 11, 2006
Time: 11:51 pm
Sent by: May
Category: Ascii, Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #138
December 11, 2006

i dreamed of a flock of
angels last nyt,
& u wer wid dem..

>ö< >ö< >ö<
>ö< ,ö? >ö<
>ö< >ö< >ö<
>ö< >ö< >ö<

napansin mo ba?

kakaiba k tlga! g’morning! :)

 
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