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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 11:17 am
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3360
April 30, 2008

Minsan
Kailangan
Nating
Madapa

Para Agaw Eksena.. :p
Hahaha

lavern


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 10:21 am
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3359
April 30, 2008

Complet Version: DAD-anak,bili mo ko softdrinks ANAK-coke o pepsi? D-C0ke A-diet o Regular? D-regular A-bote o sa can? D-bote A-8 oz o litro? D-pUNYETA! 2big nlng! A-natural o mineral? D-mineral A-malamig o hindi? D-papaluin kta ng walis… A-tambo o ting2? D-hayop ka!?! A-baka o baboy? D-layas! A-ngayon o bukas? D-ngayon na! A-hatid mo ko o hndi? D-papatayin kta! A-sakal o baril D-baril! A-sa ulo o tiyan? D-peste! A-ipis o daga? D- aaaAhhHhH... (read post)


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:42 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Pick-up Line

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3358
April 30, 2008

CONDOM ka ba?

I always feel protected kasi

when I am with you…

Nakks! Ambangis!

Ganyan dapat mga birada!
Ahww! x:-p


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3357
April 30, 2008

Loi: Hon, alam mo bang ‘it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000
sausages?’
Erap: Ang magagawa nga naman ng science ano? Paano kaya nila tinuturo-an yong mga baboy?


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:17 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3355
April 30, 2008

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.. So…wake up in the afternoon. Tipid pa sa almusal!
Yan ang ginagawa ko!
Gud am! c’,)


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3354
April 30, 2008

Jinggoy: Dad, anong english ng pantog?
Erap: bladder!
Jinggoy: Eh anong english sa pantog ng bayaw mo?
Erap: bladder in law!


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3353
April 30, 2008

There’s a guy peeing in a farm.

A goat says, “Me umiihehehe,
me umiihehehe.”

Then a turkeys says, “Kay laki-laki, kay laki-laki.”

And finally, a cow says, “Ooo nga nooooooo..”


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Date: Wed, Apr, 30, 2008
Time: 9:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Politician

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3352
April 30, 2008

Wag mo naman na BASTOSIN si GMA. Kahit ba
corrupt,
bitch,
pandak,
usngal ang ipin,
pangit at
may asawang baboy ‘eh presidente pa rin natin yan, kahit peke!

 


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