Loading ...Characteristics of Presidentiables:
CHIZ- doble kara
VILLAR- doble kalye
ERAP- doble hirap
MAR & JAMBY- double gender
LOREN- double lover
PING- double murder?
Text Message #6631: Miss kita
“MISS KITA”
Ang sabi ng lalaki sa babaeng naka-mini skirt na kita na ang underwear..hehehe
Text Message #6622: When a doctor orders laboratory tests
When a doc orders laboratory tests for you, what he really meant was, “I own a 50% interest in the medical lab that just opened across the street.” :-)
Text Message #6619: We forgot the keys downstairs
Loi & Erap take d only room available on d 100th floor of a hotel. The elevators were busted, so they took d stairs.
At the 10th flr, Erap tells Loi he has somethng to tell her.
“Tell me upstairs” says Loi.
When they reached d 100th flr, Loi finally asked what Erap wanted to say:
“We forgot the keys downstairs.”