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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5472
March 5, 2009

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

SHE: What’s the story?

HE: Just crap in the carburetor.

SHE: How often do I have to do that?!


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Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5471
March 5, 2009

A Taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it.


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Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009
Time: 8:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5470
March 5, 2009

At a Rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance. The winning entry was ‘I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’ It was submitted by a mortuary owner.


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Date: Thu, Mar, 05, 2009
Time: 8:34 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5469
March 5, 2009

Definition of Honeymoon -

The vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss..


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5464
March 2, 2009

ER Doc: How did this accident happen?

PATIENT: Well, I was making love to my gf in the living room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us.

DOC: You’re a lucky man, you’ve only sustained minor lacerations on your butt.

PATIENT: You said it, Doc! A minute sooner and it could have fractured my skull!!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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QRcode:9377

SMS Quote Text Message #5463
March 2, 2009

(Part 1) An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences: “So I bought this yacht that could carry 50 people & I took it out for a maiden voyage & it hit a reef & sunk.” “Den I bought an airplane & on the 1st flight it hit anoder plane on d field & burned up.” “Den I married dis beautiful blonde & no sooner did I get home den I found her fooling ... (read post)


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5462
March 2, 2009

Holdaper: Miss, holdap ‘to! Ibibigay mo ang pera mo o gagahasain kita? Mamili ka, pera o puri?

Pangit na Girl: Ang cute mo, alam mo ba yun? Kunin mo na pareho… madali naman akong kausap, eh!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 02, 2009
Time: 8:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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SMS Quote Text Message #5461
March 2, 2009

A man comes into ER & yells, ‘My wife’s gonna have her baby in the cab!’ Male intern grabbed his stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, & began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, he saw that there are several cabs & he was in the wrong one. Hahaha…

 
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