Brilliant Answers for which student got 0%:
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans- His last battle.
Q- How do you stop acid indigestion?
A- Stop drinking acid!
Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the
page!
Q-What’s the main reason for Divorce?
A- Marriage”
Q: When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A: On his birthday!
Q: How will you serve 8 mangoes to 6 people?
A: By preparing mango shake.
Text Message 12687: Brilliant Answers
Text Message 12685: Couldn’t find milk
A woman brewing coffee opened the fridge but couldn’t find milk.. So she undresses..
Changed into her street clothes and brought milk from a convenience store.
BTW, what where you thinking?
Text Message 12675: A thief broke into my house
A thief broke into my house last night…
He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.:-D hahaha
Text Message 12671: My grandpa lived 128 years
Category: Funny SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2012
Time: 9:49 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Tue, Sep 18, 2012
Time: 9:49 am
A boy in a taxi was eating chocolate, when the cab driver said, “That will ruin your teeth.” The boy replied, “my grandpa lived 128 years.”
Surprised the cabbie asked, “was it because of eating chocolates?”
The boy replied, “No, he’s always minding his own business..”
Text Message 12670: Old man proposed to an old woman
The story is told about an old man who proposed to an old woman in a home for the aged. The other day at breakfast, he went from table to table asking who it was whom he proposed to the night before. Finally, one old woman said: “I’m glad you asked. I remember saying yes to someone last night, but I have forgotten who he was!”
Text Message 12660: Only the thief prays for you
Irony of Life:
The Lawyer hopes you get in trouble..
The Doctor hopes you fall ill..
The police hopes you become a criminal..
The Undertaker wants you dead..
Only the Thief prays for you to make it in life..:-D
Text Message 12659: Someone knocks on your door
When you’re home alone & someone knocks on your door:
10% say “who is it?
64% look through the peep hole
25% open the door
1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and to through the window furtively to make sure it isn’t a masked murderer.
Text Message 12657: There’s the little girl
Category: Funny SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2012
Time: 9:23 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Sat, Sep 15, 2012
Time: 9:23 am
A policeman pulled a man over & as he approached the window, he drew his gun & screamed, “Where’s the little girl!”
The man asked, “what little girl?”
The officer aimed his gun & yelled again, “SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!”
The man now in tears said, “I swear I don’t know!
The officer smiled and said, “There’s the little girl.”
Text Message 12648: Some things you just can’t explain
Farmer drinking in a bar..
Bartender: what happened?
Farmer: This morning, I was milking my cow. She kicked the bucket with left foot so I tied it to a pole and started milking. She kicked with right foot spilling the milk, so I tied her right foot to another pole. She knocked down the bucket of milk with her tail, so I took off my belt and tied her tail. As I was tying her tail, my pants fell down, just then my wife came.. Some things you just can’t explain.
Text Message 12643: There ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight
Category: Funny SMS
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Sep 13, 2012
Time: 9:01 am
Subcategory: Conversations SMS
By: dirtyoldman
Date: Thu, Sep 13, 2012
Time: 9:01 am
A worried looking woman sees her doctor.
Strung out, she rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I saw myself in the mirror with my hair all wiry & frazzled up, my skin all wrinkled and pasty, and I had this corpse-like look on my face. What’s wrong with me, doctor?”
The doctor examines her for some time, then calmly said, “There ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
