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Text Message 784
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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message 1495

Date: Sat, Aug 18, 2007
Time: 11:45 pm
Sent by: diana joy
Category: Friendship,Funny

iL be a frend hu will always be at
ur side, but if 1 day u haven’t found me.. trust me babalikan kita.. may gwapo lang aq nakita susundan q muna..

Text Message 1486

Date: Fri, Aug 17, 2007
Time: 12:52 am
Sent by: diana joy
Category: Funny,Love

ang lab naka2pagod.. kelangan mgsakripisyo, nakakabaliw.. kung minsan kelangan masaktan pra ma22.. pag nakabasag d pde ibalik.. magastos pa.. kaya nga ayoko n ng lab eh.. lec nlng..

Text Message 1485

Date: Fri, Aug 17, 2007
Time: 12:51 am
Sent by: Alexxx123
Category: Funny

How can u xpress english language to tagalog meanings? simple

“Thing None New See In Die,Who Both Who Bad Key None Thought Knee Verting” :))

Text Message 1481

Date: Thu, Aug 16, 2007
Time: 2:17 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny,Scary

It was d crematiOn of d
grandma of a child. All
relatives stOod n silence.
Evrybdy was silent til d child
suddenly asked out of
curiOsity…

“ma, hindi pa ba luto si lola?”

Text Message 1474

Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2007
Time: 2:51 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny

life
is full
of rewards.

if
you
eat
properly,
exercise &
take
good care
of urself Read the rest of this entry »

Text Message 1472

Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2007
Time: 2:49 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny

Sweetie?!?

Yun ba yung
pinagpapawisan?!? Hahaha. :-
P

Text Message 1468

Date: Wed, Aug 15, 2007
Time: 1:01 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny,Love

Alam mo ba, sumtyms i fiL
Like the Last cOokie in the
jar..

aLL aLone & broken..

pero deLicious
pa rin…ü

Text Message 1462

Date: Tue, Aug 14, 2007
Time: 12:09 pm
Sent by: che
Category: Funny,Love

mnsan
my bumatOk
sakin
sabay sabi,
“matauhan
ka na nga!
Hindi k n nya
mahal at
di na
mamahalin pa!”

nasabi kO
na lang…

‘so dpat tlga my batok? =p