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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Inspirational

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SMS Quote Text Message #5485
March 7, 2009

“Secret of happiness”

Whenever y0u have to make a decision,
Listen to y0ur Heart
Then y0ur head
& Then finally Do..
What y0ur WIFE tells y0u to do!


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Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5484
March 7, 2009

A man was hauled before the judge for driving with expired license. The judge listened attentively while the man gave him with a long, plausible explanation.

Then the judge said with great courtesy, ‘My dear sir, we are not blaming you.. we’re just fining you.’


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Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009
Time: 8:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5483
March 7, 2009

Nagpupuyos sa galit ang mga tao…

PEDRO: Tama na ang hirap na sa ati’y ipinalalasap! Kumilos na tayo!

BOTONG: Sobra na ang pandarambong sa kabang-bayan! Atin nang kalusin!

TOK: Palitan na ang pangulo!

PARI: Huminahon kayo! Baka makuha pa nang paluhod.. Mahal na Araw naman… Ipanalangin natin ang pangulo. Nawa’y kunin na siya sa langit!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5479
March 6, 2009

Bruce: I’m kinda scared. I got a Letter that says if I don’t stop dating his wyf, he’s gonna shoot me
Vince: Well, then stop
Bruce: Which one? It wasnt signed!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5478
March 6, 2009

Customer @ Crematorium: boss namatay biyanan ko puede tanong magkano Cremation? Manager: 30k po. Customer: naku, 15k lang budget ko! Paano yun?! Manager: eh di, half-cooked muna.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5477
March 6, 2009

Isang gbi, isang lolo ang humtak sa isang ba2e sa tlahibn.

Babae: lolo, kht mhubran nyo aq, d nyo q kyang ghasain dhl alam qng su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0..

Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yata aq!Haha

hayup n lolo yn.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5476
March 6, 2009

MISIS: Impotent ka na ba, honey?

MISTER: Hindi pa, no! Bakit mo naman naitanong?

MISIS: Kasi, kagabi, nag-love making tayo, hindi tumayo ang sayo!

MISTER: Paanong tatayo eh nakapatong ang ‘laptop’ sa dede mo at nagkukuwenta ka ng mga utang natin. Nasira ang concentration ko.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5475
March 6, 2009

PARI: Kuwaresma ngayon. Bawal ang karne.

BABAE:Ano lang po ang pwede?

PARI: Mga gulay at seafoods.

BABAE: Ahh… pwede po ang seamen?

 
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