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Loading ...Date: Fri, May, 02, 2008
Time: 9:11 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3376
May 2, 2008
I’m passng ths txt on2 u bcz it workd for me. I hv found inner peace.The way 2do ths is 2fnish th things u start. I lookd arnd ths morng & saw th things I hd startd. So I fnishd…
Th vodka,th Baileys,som red wine,th icecream,th valium n half a stick of weeds.
U hv no fuckin idea how peaceful i feel now!!
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Loading ...Date: Fri, May, 02, 2008
Time: 9:08 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Authors
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3375
May 2, 2008
“Having sex is
like playing bridge…
if you don’t have
a good partner,
you’d better
have a good hand.”
~ Woody Allen
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Loading ...Date: Fri, May, 02, 2008
Time: 9:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3374
May 2, 2008
ATTY: I hav bad news & gud news. Bad news s:DNA tst result says ur blod matches w/d one found n d crime scene.
Client: Wats d gud news?
ATTY: Ur cholesterol s normal!!
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Loading ...Date: Fri, May, 02, 2008
Time: 9:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3373
May 2, 2008
(Written high upon the wall)
“If you can piss above
this line, you are
invited to join
the fire department.”
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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:24 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3366
May 1, 2008
A beautiful young wife said to her senior citizen husband: “Sweetie, let’s go upstairs & make love.”
He replied: “Honey, pick one, i can’t do both!”:-)
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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3365
May 1, 2008
Girl sobbing at police station.
GAL: I was raped by an idiot!
DETECTIVE: How did you know he was an idiot?
GAL: I had to help him.
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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3364
May 1, 2008
At a PEPSI plant:
Manager: You’re fired, Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for COKE!
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Loading ...Date: Thu, May, 01, 2008
Time: 9:02 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3363
May 1, 2008
Priest: All sinners will be thrown to hell & there will be gnashing & grinding of teeth.
Juan: What about those who have no teeth?
Priest: GOD will provide.
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