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"AlcohOl dOesn't solve any problem.. but then again, neither dOes milk." ü

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Text Message #6650: Di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:51 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

MRS: Ang hirap sa yo,di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka.

MR: Hoy,di totoo yan,ha! (hik!) Katunayan, kanina ko pa
iniisip kung anong pangalan mo (hik!).

Text Message #6649: Senior Citizen’s T-shirt

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:50 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Inspirational

THINK POSITIVE:

Senior Citizen’s T-shirt reads:

“I am not 60,
I am 18
with 42 years of Experience!”

Now, that’s attitude!
Think positive! =)

Text Message #6648: Invite senior citizens sa Home of the Aged

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Aling Dionisia: Manny, kailangan mag-invita tayo ng mga 270 senior citizens sa Home of the Aged.
Manny: para saan? At bakit ang dami?
Aling Dionisia: para mabuo ko ang 60treasures, 60roses, 60candles, 6oenvelopes at 60toasts sa birthday party ko…
Manny: nyeh! :-/

Text Message #6647: Presidente..alis ng alis

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:47 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

“ang hirap daw s ating presidente..alis ng alis…uwi rin naman ng uwi!”

Text Message #6641: A gay coaching a basketball team

Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009
Time: 9:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

_imagine a gay coaching a basketball team_”keber s mga chakang julaban, just focus. We cannot aford 2 luz valdez. Getlakin nio ung last free throw. Windangin ung mga chenes n julaban. Kailangan malorka cla ha! Kabugin ang mga itey! Go 4 d goldilacks 2 d highest level mga chorva! Shala tau compard s knla.Gowlalu mga frendships! Make ur mama proud! O tara, grup hug na!”
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