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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politician
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SMS Quote Text Message #5570
March 26, 2009

Sen. Lito Lapid was shocked by d news dat Lacson msterminded d Dacer twin murders.
Lapid was heard saying, “grabe nman siya! d na naawa sa kambal” :-D


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Date: Wed, Mar, 25, 2009
Time: 10:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5566
March 25, 2009

ANAK: Inay, meron pong bombay na naghahanap sa inyo.

INAY: Sabihin mo wala ako.

ANAK: Inay, masama raw po ang magsinungaling, sabi ng teacher ko.

INAY: Pwes sabihin mo sa titser mo na siya ang magbayad ng utang ko!


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Date: Wed, Mar, 25, 2009
Time: 10:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5565
March 25, 2009

A child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.

When they neared the pew where he sat, he piped up so that everyone could hear, ‘Don’t pay for me Daddy, I am under five.’


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Date: Wed, Mar, 25, 2009
Time: 10:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5564
March 25, 2009

Lucio Tan,
claims he is really Filipino.
He said he read Rizal’s

“Noli me tangere!”

Asked what it meant in English he said:

“Tax me not!” :-)


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Date: Wed, Mar, 25, 2009
Time: 10:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5563
March 25, 2009

FLIRT is d way to discover if sm1
is attractd to u as well..

If u flirt & dey dnt flirt back..

Its safe to say
u shud move on..

to ur nxt victim!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5560
March 23, 2009

2 whales playing, using their blowholes capsize a ship. Seeing the crew in the water, one says, “Let’s eat them.” The other answers, “Naah. I only do blowjobs, I don’t eat seamen.”


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote Text Message #5559
March 23, 2009

Tip for a Long Life:

Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5558
March 23, 2009

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of a jail..

A male voice yells over to the female side: ‘I got 12 inches over here you would like to have.’

The female response was, ‘Well, spit it out, it isn’t yours!’

 
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