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SMS Quote | Text Message #98 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (1 votes)Psst..2lg knb?
My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau.
Kc knina, my lumapt skn.
Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps,
Wla lng
Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains
nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p
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SMS Quote | Text Message #398
March 10, 2007
Wn u
tXt uR x
“I sTL LuV uâ€
aNd She
jSt rPLY
“tang*na
Tama na!
nKkGuLo kNa!â€
dnt b sad
txt mo uLi,
sbhiN mo,
“tang*na mo rin!! Nwrong snd Lng! Bkt ikw lng b ex koh?!â€
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SMS Quote | Text Message #388
March 8, 2007
3 am..
LASING kumatok:
Pre, tulong!
patulak naman!
PRE naawa: Sige,
sandali lang.
Nagbihis si PRE
at lumabas:
Saan ka?
LASiNG:
Dito sa swing.
Patulak naman!
nina
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SMS Quote | Text Message #379
February 20, 2007
MRS: bt ngyn ka lang?
MR: pasensya na. Nag aya
mga ofismates ko,
nagkainuman lang. Hehe!
MRS: lacng ka no?!
MR: ndi.
MRS: anong ndi?! Wla ka
namang trabaho, pano ka
nagkaroon ng ofismate?!
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SMS Quote | Text Message #378
February 20, 2007
Grm: Hon, bkit mlngkot ka?
Di ka b msaya pnksalan kta
mski dting prosti ka?
Bride: Iniisip q lng, hon,
twing mgmemake lOve tau
dmu na aq ba2yran. Sayang
din ksi.
mjaey
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SMS Quote | Text Message #375
February 18, 2007
Sa pag-ibig, kahit na
masaktan ka o lumuha pa,
ang mahalaga marunong
kang maglaba at d ka takot
mamalantsa dahil ang
magaling magsaing ay may
katapat na tunay na kanin!
Tandaan mo na ang buhay
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SMS Quote | Text Message #373
February 18, 2007
Life is like a penis..
It’s hard..Ü
hehe..gudmOwnin!Ü
roan
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SMS Quote | Text Message #358
February 7, 2007
TiTSER:ano ang
past tense sa Laba?
BOY 1:nagLaba, mam!
TiTSER:ang present?
BOY 2:nagLaLaba!
TiTSER:tama! ano ang
future tense?
BOY 3: MAGSASAMPAY!;-)
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