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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Wed, Jun, 06, 2007
Time: 3:36 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #913
June 6, 2007

Pusa1: Pare, umalis ka nga
sa tabi ko! Nahihirapan ako
huminga!

Pusa2: anung koneksyon?

Pusa1: haller! may hika kaya
ako, allergic ako sa fur! Duh!


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Date: Wed, Jun, 06, 2007
Time: 3:33 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Brand Names, Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #912
June 6, 2007

Titser:AnO ang ating
pambansang ibon?
Ngsisimula s letter M!
Student:MANOK?

T:Kulay brown ito!
S: PRITONG MANOK?
T:Maliit lang!
S:KNOR CHICKEN CUBE?
T:GET OUT!ü


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Date: Sun, Jun, 03, 2007
Time: 2:37 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #887
June 3, 2007

NANAGINIP SI ERAP
NG GANITO:
He died & went
to heaven. St.
Peter gave him
Ai-Ai delas Alas as partner.
St.Peter: Kung
mabait ka, mas maganda
ang
partner mo.


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Date: Fri, Jun, 01, 2007
Time: 2:52 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #874
June 1, 2007

ARMY: manong san b d2
ngppugad ang mga NPA..?
MANGYAN: sir mtagal nkO d2
s bundOk, pro wala p akOng
nkiktang pugad ng NPA…
AnO b kulay ng itLOG nila sir?


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Date: Fri, Jun, 01, 2007
Time: 2:51 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #873
June 1, 2007

JOB INTERVIEW..

Employer: So bakit ka
umalis sa previous job mo?

Applicant: Kasi po nag-
relocate ang kumpanya,
hindi man lang sinabi sakin
kung saan!
(^^,)


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Date: Thu, May, 31, 2007
Time: 12:22 am
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #860
May 31, 2007

B1: Grabe! Nholdap aq
muntik p aq mmatay!
B2:Bkit d k humingi ng 2long?
B1: Ngtxt aq s pulis statiOn
B2: Bkit anong reply?
B1: Hay nku! e2 ang reply

“Hu u?”


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Date: Tue, May, 29, 2007
Time: 12:05 pm
Sent by: chelle
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #845
May 29, 2007

3 baliw s mental ngkwn2han:

B1: ako presidente d2!

B2: wla k skin,ako c bush
presidente s amerika!

B1: cno ngsbi?

B2: and diOs!

B3: at kelan kta cnbhan?ü


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Date: Mon, May, 28, 2007
Time: 10:39 am
Sent by: sweet torture
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote | Text Message #841
May 28, 2007

Pari: Sistr, hlika dto sa silid.
Sis: Diyos ko.
P: sara m pinto, ptayn m
ilaw.
S: Diyos ko.
P: tbi k skn.
S: oh God.
P: tngnn m rosary ko. Glow n
d dark! ü

 


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