Loading ...Man1: I think the wife is getting a bit near-sighted.
Man2: Oh, how come?
Man1: When I woke up this morning, she was sucking the bed post.:)
Text Message #3710
A man at a costume shop.
HE: I’m going to a party. I want to go as Adam.
Sales girl brought out a fig leaf.
HE: Not big enough.
She brings out a bigger one.
HE: Still not big enough.
SHE: Listen, Ace! Why don’t you throw it over your shoulder, and go as a gasoline pump?!
Text Message #3703
TITSER: Class, my name is Ms. PRUKE (pru-ke). With an R!! Ang makakalimot pipingutin ko!
Kinabukasan..
TITSER: Pedro, whats my name?
PEDRO: Alam ko yun eh. With R yun eh. Ah…
Mam! Ms. PREKPREK!Ü
Text Message #3701
Mr: hon, buksan mo ang pinto!
Mrs: sorry, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.
Mr:(tumawa)OK lang, wala akong kasama!
Mrs: ako meron…
Text Message #3700
A couple at dentist’s office.
HUSBAND: I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth quickly.
DENTIST: You’re a brave man. Now show me which tooth it is.
HUSBAND: (to wife) Open your mouth, dear, and show the dentist which tooth it is.