Loading ...GMA: Anu b hnahanp m0 sa 3n1 cofi m0 at knina k pa silip ng silip dyan!
ERAP: hnahanp ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kse “sugarfree”!
GMA: Bobo! Tangeh! D magkakasya dyan yun! Banda yun e! :-x
Text Message 2542
Text Message 2541
Boy: nanang, ingat po kau jan.. Nangangagat ho ang mga aso jan..
Nanang: alam q iho, s tnda qng toh wla p koNg nktang aso n nanununtok.. Ü
Text Message 2539
Sa isang classroom…
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
PACQUIA0 raised his hands.
Pacman: ma’am Etiks are smaller than ducks!
HAHA!
Text Message 2531
A couple were so poor that they would have sex for breakfast, lunch & dinner instead of food. One day, man came home & sees wife naked sliding down the stair railings…
Man: What in the world are you doing?
Wife: Iniinit ko ang dinner mo!
Text Message 2530
BOY: ‘tay, mga classmates q Zero lahat!
TATAY: hahaha! ang hihina naman nila, ikaw?
B: magpapatalo ba naman ako? siyempre
Zero rin! competitive ata ‘to!
Text Message 2527
Dud0ng: Dad may sabihin ako s inyo.
DAD: May problema ba?
Dud0ng: Mgshift nlng ako sa fine arts sana maintindihan mo.
DAD: Leche tapusin mo muna ang elementary!
Text Message 2526
Two women chatting about sexiness aids:
Matron1: I’m getting my boobs lifted.
Matron2: I’m getting my asshole bleached!
Matron1: I can’t imagine ur husband as a blonde.
Text Message 2520
The Chief Executive Officer of a Health Maintenance Organization dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him a lovely villa, wonderful music and views, a full staff of servants, gourmet meals, etc..
CEO: This is terrific!
St. Peter: D’ont get too comfortable. You’re only approved for a three-day stay.