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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message 2542

Date: Thu, Dec 27, 2007
Time: 7:12 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations,Politics

GMA: Anu b hnahanp m0 sa 3n1 cofi m0 at knina k pa silip ng silip dyan!
ERAP: hnahanp ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kse “sugarfree”!
GMA: Bobo! Tangeh! D magkakasya dyan yun! Banda yun e! :-x

Text Message 2541

Date: Thu, Dec 27, 2007
Time: 7:11 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations

Boy: nanang, ingat po kau jan.. Nangangagat ho ang mga aso jan..

Nanang: alam q iho, s tnda qng toh wla p koNg nktang aso n nanununtok.. Ü

Text Message 2539

Date: Wed, Dec 26, 2007
Time: 8:07 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Celebrity,Conversations

Sa isang classroom…

Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?

PACQUIA0 raised his hands.

Pacman: ma’am Etiks are smaller than ducks!
HAHA!

Text Message 2531

Date: Tue, Dec 25, 2007
Time: 7:56 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult,Conversations

A couple were so poor that they would have sex for breakfast, lunch & dinner instead of food. One day, man came home & sees wife naked sliding down the stair railings…
Man: What in the world are you doing?
Wife: Iniinit ko ang dinner mo!

Text Message 2530

Date: Tue, Dec 25, 2007
Time: 7:56 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

BOY: ‘tay, mga classmates q Zero lahat!
TATAY: hahaha! ang hihina naman nila, ikaw?
B: magpapatalo ba naman ako? siyempre

Zero rin! competitive ata ‘to!

Text Message 2527

Date: Tue, Dec 25, 2007
Time: 7:53 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Conversations

Dud0ng: Dad may sabihin ako s inyo.
DAD: May problema ba?
Dud0ng: Mgshift nlng ako sa fine arts sana maintindihan mo.
DAD: Leche tapusin mo muna ang elementary!

Text Message 2526

Date: Tue, Dec 25, 2007
Time: 7:52 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult,Conversations

Two women chatting about sexiness aids:
Matron1: I’m getting my boobs lifted.
Matron2: I’m getting my asshole bleached!
Matron1: I can’t imagine ur husband as a blonde.

Text Message 2520

Date: Mon, Dec 24, 2007
Time: 11:27 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

The Chief Executive Officer of a Health Maintenance Organization dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him a lovely villa, wonderful music and views, a full staff of servants, gourmet meals, etc..
CEO: This is terrific!
St. Peter: D’ont get too comfortable. You’re only approved for a three-day stay.