(2 votes)nageexam ang 1 bata
wla syang maisag0t khit A & B lng ang ch0ices
naisipan nyang mgt0ss c0in
naingayan ang teacher
teachr: hoy, an0 yan?
bta: mam, la po ak0ng msg0t kya nghula ako thru t0ss c0in
teachr: ok! pgktp0s mo, ihinto m n yan ha! maingay!
aftr 5mins huminto
pro aftr 5mins p, kumalansing ulit ang barya
teachr: d b tp0s k n?
bta: dnodouble check k0 lng p0 sagot ko para sure!
FARMER: lalakeng lalake talaga ang anak ko ah…magsasaka na! Anong planon mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?
ANAK: “FLOWERS” papa! madaming flowers!!
LOLA: iho, aq ay isinumpa, isa aqng prinsesa. Kng aq ay iyong ga2hasain ba2lik aq s mganda qng anyo at 2luyang mapu2tol ang sumpa! (mkraan ang 15mins.)
LALAKI: yan! Tpos na, bkt d kp rin ngpplit anyo?!
LOLA: ilang taon k n iho?
LALAKI: 30 n ho!
LOLA: yang tanda mong yan nani2wla kp s fairy tale?!
hahaö
Man w/ rare VD, went to Dr.
DR: we’v to cut ur thing off! He went 2 oder Dr. He was told d same.
He den went to a Chinese Herbal Dr, he told him wat d oder drs sed.
Chinese DR: hmm..Trobol w/ dis drs, dey only tink mony, mony,
MAN: realy?
CHINESE DR: yes! U wait 2 to 3 wks. Ur ting wil fll off by itself!ü
Coco oil gamit n ilaw s baryo. Ng nasa room n ang bagong kasal namatay yung ilawan.
Bride:Nay,langis!
Nanay:Langis ka jan!Kami nga ng tatay mo
laway lang e!
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