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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Text Message #6664: 6 pack abs from belly dancing

Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009
Time: 8:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

ANAK: Tay! tignan mo abs ko! 6 pack yan, tay!

TATAY: wow! machong macho na anak ko ah! pano mo nagawa yan, nak?

ANAK: belly dancing, tay! :$

Text Message #6658: Buti pa ang saging, may puso

Date: Wed, Sep 23, 2009
Time: 9:23 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Binagsak ng teacher…

Student: buti pa ang saging, may puso! Pero ikaw sir, wala!

Teacher: aba kung ganyanan lang eh, buti pa ang bulalo may utak, ikaw wala.

Text Message #6650: Di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:51 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

MRS: Ang hirap sa yo,di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka.

MR: Hoy,di totoo yan,ha! (hik!) Katunayan, kanina ko pa
iniisip kung anong pangalan mo (hik!).

Text Message #6648: Invite senior citizens sa Home of the Aged

Date: Tue, Sep 22, 2009
Time: 8:48 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Celebrity, Conversations

Aling Dionisia: Manny, kailangan mag-invita tayo ng mga 270 senior citizens sa Home of the Aged.
Manny: para saan? At bakit ang dami?
Aling Dionisia: para mabuo ko ang 60treasures, 60roses, 60candles, 6oenvelopes at 60toasts sa birthday party ko…
Manny: nyeh! :-/

Text Message #6618: Nalunok ang lapis

Date: Fri, Sep 18, 2009
Time: 8:03 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Misis: Hon, may problema tayo. Nalunok ni bunso yung ginagamit kong lapis.

Mister: Madali lang yan, hon. Gamitin mo muna yung bolpen.