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SMS Quote | Text Message #3242
Young immigrant couple just left the court after being sworn as U.S. citizens.
HUSBAND: It’s wonderful! We are American citizens. Do you know what this means?
WIFE: Yes, you male chauvinist pig. Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!
SMS Quote | Text Message #3237
Sa iskul..
Girl1: Bakit parang ang puti ng mukha mo ngayon?
Girl2: Helleeer! FOUNDATION DAY kaya ngayon!
Hehe..Gudam!ü
SMS Quote | Text Message #3233
cyclng competion:
MC: Its a big surprise, a sexy girl won, how did u do it?
Girl:I never sit, head-on pedaling up 2 d fnish line w/ just a mini skirt & no panty
SMS Quote | Text Message #3232
ANAK(galing sa school):tay, tay, kasali po ako sa aming drama, ang role ko ay “husband”.
TATAY: malas mo naman,anak, wala ka palang speaking part.. HEHE!
SMS Quote | Text Message #3231
Pagkagaling ng simbahan..
BABAE: Nakita mo ba ang napakaikling baro noong katabi ko? At ang hikaw na peke noong nasa harap natin? At ang sobrang make-up noong babaeng nasa kaliwa ko?
LALAKi: Hindi, nakatulog ako.
BABAE: Ano ba ang ginawa mo sa simbahan?
SMS Quote | Text Message #3227
ALE: May napkin kayo?
MISS: Meron po…
gamit ko!
SMS Quote | Text Message #3225
ALE: Miss, may benta kayong sanitary napkin?
MISS: Meron.
ALE: Nasaan?
MISS: Sa MENS department.
SMS Quote | Text Message #3220
Doc2r told to Robert:
“mula ngaun
ang pwd m
lng kainn
ay mga
hayop n
lumlangoy”
1 wek l8r
hina2p n dOc
c Robert
Maid: nsa pool po,
tnuruang lumangoy
ung babOy!
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