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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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QRcode:9451

SMS Quote Text Message #5493
March 9, 2009

In a noontym tv program;

host: sa halagang 2thou psos,ano ang sodium chloride?

wyf contestant: ay,hndi ko po alam,gryd 2 lang po ako

host: oki,TIP, i2 ang nilalagay mo sa itlog ng mster nyo
2wing umaga!

wyf: ay alam ko na po!

JOHNSONS BABY POWDER!

NA CENSORED ANG TV SHOW


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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QRcode:9450

SMS Quote Text Message #5492
March 9, 2009

A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘how was I born?’

MOM: (akwardly) The stork brought you.

BOY: Oh. Well, how wer u & daddy born?

MOM: Oh, the stork brought us, too, & Grandpa & Grandma.

The boy wrote his papar, ‘This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations…’


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Date: Sat, Mar, 07, 2009
Time: 8:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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QRcode:9433

SMS Quote Text Message #5483
March 7, 2009

Nagpupuyos sa galit ang mga tao…

PEDRO: Tama na ang hirap na sa ati’y ipinalalasap! Kumilos na tayo!

BOTONG: Sobra na ang pandarambong sa kabang-bayan! Atin nang kalusin!

TOK: Palitan na ang pangulo!

PARI: Huminahon kayo! Baka makuha pa nang paluhod.. Mahal na Araw naman… Ipanalangin natin ang pangulo. Nawa’y kunin na siya sa langit!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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QRcode:9413

SMS Quote Text Message #5479
March 6, 2009

Bruce: I’m kinda scared. I got a Letter that says if I don’t stop dating his wyf, he’s gonna shoot me
Vince: Well, then stop
Bruce: Which one? It wasnt signed!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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QRcode:9412

SMS Quote Text Message #5478
March 6, 2009

Customer @ Crematorium: boss namatay biyanan ko puede tanong magkano Cremation? Manager: 30k po. Customer: naku, 15k lang budget ko! Paano yun?! Manager: eh di, half-cooked muna.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Brand Names, Conversations

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QRcode:9411

SMS Quote Text Message #5477
March 6, 2009

Isang gbi, isang lolo ang humtak sa isang ba2e sa tlahibn.

Babae: lolo, kht mhubran nyo aq, d nyo q kyang ghasain dhl alam qng su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0..

Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yata aq!Haha

hayup n lolo yn.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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QRcode:9410

SMS Quote Text Message #5476
March 6, 2009

MISIS: Impotent ka na ba, honey?

MISTER: Hindi pa, no! Bakit mo naman naitanong?

MISIS: Kasi, kagabi, nag-love making tayo, hindi tumayo ang sayo!

MISTER: Paanong tatayo eh nakapatong ang ‘laptop’ sa dede mo at nagkukuwenta ka ng mga utang natin. Nasira ang concentration ko.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 06, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5475
March 6, 2009

PARI: Kuwaresma ngayon. Bawal ang karne.

BABAE:Ano lang po ang pwede?

PARI: Mga gulay at seafoods.

BABAE: Ahh… pwede po ang seamen?

 
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