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SMS Quote | Text Message #652
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Nkatakas c erap,fvr at gma s mga terorista at ngtago s mga sako s farm! Terrorist1: anO nkita m jan? Terrorist2: mga sako lng! tngnan m ang lman! cnipa ng terorista ang sako, "meow" sbi n...

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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5580
March 27, 2009

A man was in a bar looking dejected that a friend walked over and asked what’s wrong..

MAN: (shaking his head) It’s my mother-in-law. I have a real problem with her.

FRIEND: Cheer up! Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law.

MAN: Yeah, but not everybody gets her pregnant.


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Date: Wed, Mar, 25, 2009
Time: 10:06 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5566
March 25, 2009

ANAK: Inay, meron pong bombay na naghahanap sa inyo.

INAY: Sabihin mo wala ako.

ANAK: Inay, masama raw po ang magsinungaling, sabi ng teacher ko.

INAY: Pwes sabihin mo sa titser mo na siya ang magbayad ng utang ko!


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Date: Mon, Mar, 23, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5557
March 23, 2009

HUSBAND: Read that women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

WIFE: Oh, yeah? Well, we can diet, have liposuction, exercise, and even get implants for all that. What can a man do about the one area that we all KNOW he feels insecure about?


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Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009
Time: 9:08 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5552
March 20, 2009

Husband: Naku dear. Ang ganda ng trabahong nakita ko. Taas ng sweldo, daming benefits, me bonus pa!
Wife: Swerte mo talaga Honey. At last!
Husband:Swerte talaga! Pwede ka na raw mag-start next week!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009
Time: 9:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5551
March 20, 2009

MAN TO PSYCHIATRIST:
‘You have to help me, Doctor. I’m starting to believe I’m a woman.’

PSYCHIATRIST: ‘Why do you think that?’

MAN: ‘It was something my gynecologist said to me the other day.’


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Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009
Time: 9:05 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5549
March 20, 2009

Man sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.

BARTENDER: Hey, pal, what’s happenin?

MAN: I’m in deep shit. I just got caught screwing my neighbor.

BARTENDER: Oh wow! Who caught you? Your wife?

MAN: No, HIS wife!


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Date: Fri, Mar, 20, 2009
Time: 9:04 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5548
March 20, 2009

Sa isang ospital…

Misis: Doc!… Doc!… Doc!..

Doktor: Anu po yun, misis?

Misis: Doc, paki tingnan naman ang anak ko, nangingitim.

Doctor: Ay!! Huwag po kayong mag-alala kasi ang anak ninyo ITA.


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Date: Wed, Mar, 18, 2009
Time: 8:47 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5536
March 18, 2009

Erap: paayos ko itong radyo, kailan ko bblikan?
Repairman: after 1 day!
E: pede bng oras lng ang antayin ko?
R: ok, blikan mo after 24 hrs!
E: yan, dats better!

 
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