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    Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3250
    on Sat, Apr, 19, 2008 - 9:24 am
    under Adult, sent by dirtyoldman
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    QUESTION:
    How can a prostitute afford to buy expensive things?
    ANSWER:
    Well…
    thru HOLE-SALE!




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3249
    on Sat, Apr, 19, 2008 - 9:22 am
    under Adult, sent by dirtyoldman
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    Sa Pangasinan, maraming babae doon ang mabayag! Siguro nagtataka kayo kung paano naging mabayag ang mga babae doon? Simple lang, Kaibigan! Sa mga Pangalatok ang ibig sabihin ng mabayag ay mabagal. Yung itlog sa salita nila ay paltak! Ok?!ü




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3244
    on Fri, Apr, 18, 2008 - 9:15 am
    under Funny, Scary, sent by dirtyoldman
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    Lawyer: Would you please tell the court why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?
    Wife: I didn’t want to wake up the children and the neighbors.




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3243
    on Fri, Apr, 18, 2008 - 9:07 am
    under Funny, sent by dirtyoldman
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    PRAYER
    NG
    MGA
    “KIKAY”:
    ‘In d name of d P0WDER’
    en of d BLUSH-0N en of d GL0SSY LIPSTICK.’.. SALAMEN..ü




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3242
    on Fri, Apr, 18, 2008 - 9:00 am
    under Adult, Conversations, sent by dirtyoldman
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    Young immigrant couple just left the court after being sworn as U.S. citizens.
    HUSBAND: It’s wonderful! We are American citizens. Do you know what this means?
    WIFE: Yes, you male chauvinist pig. Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3237
    on Fri, Apr, 18, 2008 - 8:25 am
    under Conversations, sent by che
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    Sa iskul..
    Girl1: Bakit parang ang puti ng mukha mo ngayon?
    Girl2: Helleeer! FOUNDATION DAY kaya ngayon!
    Hehe..Gudam!ü




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3236
    on Thu, Apr, 17, 2008 - 8:39 am
    under Funny, sent by mama_prito
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    May tinanong ako:
    sbi ko
    “tama bang isuko ko ang taong mahal ko dahil nalaman ko na hndi na niya ko mahal?”
    sbi nya
    “dat’s the best thing to do to save ur pride. But dat’s the most stupid thing if u want to save ur life.”
    sbi ko naman
    Yeeess english! Pacheese burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger! Burger!ü




    SMS Quote | Text Message #3235
    on Thu, Apr, 17, 2008 - 8:31 am
    under Funny, sent by dirtyoldman
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    Definition of ANATOMY: Something that everyone has, but somehow it looks better on girls. ü




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