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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:31 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Current Events, Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5499
March 10, 2009

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin!


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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:30 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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QRcode:9462

SMS Quote Text Message #5498
March 10, 2009

A man walks n2 Victoria’s Secret to buy a sheer negligee for his wife. He opts for the best & pays $500. He gives it to his wife & asks her to model it for him. Upstairs, wife had an idea, ‘It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I’ll do the modelling naked, return the sheer & keep the $500 refund for myself.’ She appears naked & strikes a pose for him. Husband says, ‘Good grief! For $500,... (read post)


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Date: Tue, Mar, 10, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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QRcode:9461

SMS Quote Text Message #5497
March 10, 2009

bka my kila2 u girl intrsted mgwork s Purefudz!! I will rcommend, dmi p bnefits, P15k startng pay w/training & free uni4m, plus meal allownce, aftr 3mos.regular n kya my increase salary, tpos health insurnce & retiremnt bnefits, plus 50% off on all purefudz products, Txt mk0 pg my intersd0, Rquiremnt:College level, aggrssive, can multi task & can work flexible hours, no height requiremnt Bstat wlang PANTY kz ang work nya “HULMAH... (read post)


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:29 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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QRcode:9452

SMS Quote Text Message #5494
March 9, 2009

Sister superior at convent says, ‘I found a pair of men’s undies under my desk!’ 20 nuns gasp, but 1 nun goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh…’

She goes on, ‘And I found a used condom on my desk!’ 20 nuns gasp, but 1 nun goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh….!’

‘And finally there was a huge tear in the condom!’ 1 nun gasps, & the 20 goes, ‘Heh, heh, heh..’


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5493
March 9, 2009

In a noontym tv program;

host: sa halagang 2thou psos,ano ang sodium chloride?

wyf contestant: ay,hndi ko po alam,gryd 2 lang po ako

host: oki,TIP, i2 ang nilalagay mo sa itlog ng mster nyo
2wing umaga!

wyf: ay alam ko na po!

JOHNSONS BABY POWDER!

NA CENSORED ANG TV SHOW


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

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SMS Quote Text Message #5492
March 9, 2009

A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘how was I born?’

MOM: (akwardly) The stork brought you.

BOY: Oh. Well, how wer u & daddy born?

MOM: Oh, the stork brought us, too, & Grandpa & Grandma.

The boy wrote his papar, ‘This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations…’


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:27 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult

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QRcode:9449

SMS Quote Text Message #5491
March 9, 2009

In d beginning there were 2 leaves, 1 covered Adam’s & 1 covered Eve’s, then 1 day those leaves blew away, then in in d wind Adam’s thing started to sway, then in amazement as he stood there, he saw Eve’s treasure all covered with hair, then to Eve’s wondering eyes, Adam’s thing started to rise, so they went at it & at it for days on end, its amazing how many ways people can bend.


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Date: Mon, Mar, 09, 2009
Time: 8:26 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

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SMS Quote Text Message #5490
March 9, 2009

Question:

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?

Answer:

On their wedding..

 
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