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Text Message #6666: Laugh is

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Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny

LAUGH IS…

daw gamitin sabi ni mam para madaling mabura…

Text Message #6665: The word “politics”

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Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009
Time: 8:33 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Only in Pinas…

do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well.

‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.”

Text Message #6664: 6 pack abs from belly dancing

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Date: Fri, Sep 25, 2009
Time: 8:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

ANAK: Tay! tignan mo abs ko! 6 pack yan, tay!

TATAY: wow! machong macho na anak ko ah! pano mo nagawa yan, nak?

ANAK: belly dancing, tay! :$

Text Message #6658: Buti pa ang saging, may puso

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Date: Wed, Sep 23, 2009
Time: 9:23 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations

Binagsak ng teacher…

Student: buti pa ang saging, may puso! Pero ikaw sir, wala!

Teacher: aba kung ganyanan lang eh, buti pa ang bulalo may utak, ikaw wala.

Text Message #6657: PGMA postage stamps defective

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Date: Wed, Sep 23, 2009
Time: 9:22 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Politics

Newly issued PGMA postage stamps by Phil. Post was found to be defective. After an investigation the postal authorities found the stamp is OK, but people just spit on the wrong side of the stamp.

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