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Loading ...Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:21 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4849
November 4, 2008
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his balls are. ‘Those are Apples of the Tree of Life,’ he tells her by way of poetic concealment. She tells her mother who replies, ‘Did he say anything about that dead branch they’re hanging on?’
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:20 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4848
November 4, 2008
Maam: Bakit nasa banig mo ang brief ni Sir mo? Siguro may ginawa kayong hindi maganda, noh?
Inday: Maganda po, Mam, ang ginawa namin ni Sir.
Maam: At bakit maganda, aber?!!
Inday: Eh… Ahh, nabuntis po ako, Mam!!
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Nov, 04, 2008
Time: 8:20 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Love
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4847
November 4, 2008
a girl was inlove
w/ an ugly man,
her friends asked her,
”why him?”
then the girl
replied
immediately
haler?! di ka ba
nanuod ng
‘beauty & the beast?’
pu-pogi din sya!
the guy heard this and he said..
‘tungek! napanuod mo ba yung shrek?! papanget ka din noh parang si fiona!’
Haha!’nice!
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 6:11 pm
Sent by: hunniesheer
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4843
November 3, 2008
“i did not kiss her boyfriend..
i just c somethng in his mouth..”
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 12:02 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4842
November 3, 2008
Toot toot
Calling the mother of the lost boy
Calling the mother of the lost boy
The lost boy is now a
Girl
Haha
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 8:14 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4841
November 3, 2008
It is breast cancer detection month. You have been chosen to be trained by DOH to manually detect breast cancer by feeling and gently squeezing their breasts. Pls report on Wednesday. Due to your excellent reputation you will be assigned to women over 70years old. I know you will be gentle as always.
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 7:54 am
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4840
November 3, 2008
A man leans toward an attractive woman at the bar and told her, ‘Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?’
‘Yes,’ she replied in a loud voice, ‘I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.’
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 03, 2008
Time: 7:53 am
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Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4839
November 3, 2008
SEAMAN: Mag-apply sana maging seaman.
CAPTAIN: Marunong ka bang lumanggoy?
SEAMAN: Di nga, Cap eh.
CAPTAIN: Di ka pwede!
SEAMAN: Bakit di ako pwede, Cap? Yan nga mga piloto, marunong pala sila lumipad?
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