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SMS Quote | Text Message #98
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Psst..2lg knb? My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau. Kc knina, my lumapt skn. Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps, Wla lng Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p xandra

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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:54 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote Text Message #5580
March 27, 2009

A man was in a bar looking dejected that a friend walked over and asked what’s wrong..

MAN: (shaking his head) It’s my mother-in-law. I have a real problem with her.

FRIEND: Cheer up! Everyone has problems with his mother-in-law.

MAN: Yeah, but not everybody gets her pregnant.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:53 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5579
March 27, 2009

Two trucks loaded with thousand copies of Roget’s Thesaurus collided as they left a publishing house yesterday..

Witnesses were STUNNED, STARTLED, AGHAST, TAKEN ABACK, STUPEFIED…


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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:52 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5578
March 27, 2009

The Pentagon did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they’re stationed.

Contrary to popular belief, loneliness has nothing to do with it. Once they are rotated back to the U.S. all their mothers-in-law were thousand of miles away.


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Date: Fri, Mar, 27, 2009
Time: 8:51 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5577
March 27, 2009

A mother had been constantly showing her daughter how to do everything. It came to pass the girl got married.

Of course, the mother tagged along on the honeymoon. That night, the daughter was heard to say, ‘But, Mom, I’d rather do it myself!’


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:38 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5574
March 26, 2009

A woman lives a better, longer, and peaceful life!

Why?

Because a woman does not have a wife!


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5573
March 26, 2009

A wealthy Indian chief at a hotel asked for a room. The clerk told him all were taken. He agreed to take the penthouse, picked up the register and signed an ‘X’ for his name. The clerk asked him if he would like a little woman with his room. He said, ‘Ya, Ya,- and picked up the register again. He erased ‘X’ and put down a ‘Y.’ The clerk asked the reasm for the signature change. ‘Never use a right name... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:37 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote Text Message #5572
March 26, 2009

BREAKING NEWS:

The Vatican has decided today that it is not a sin to kiss a nun, just don’t get in the habit.


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Date: Thu, Mar, 26, 2009
Time: 8:36 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote Text Message #5571
March 26, 2009

Thought For The Day:

Reports showed that intellectuals don’t have much sex. You can use this data as justification for your life of celibacy.

 
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