The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 a year; a total of 87,600 by the age of 60. And the most common lie is:
“I have read and agree with the terms and conditions.”
Bawasan ang KAARTEHAN kung di naman sagad ang KAGANDAHAN/KAGWAPUHAN. Madaling sabihin MAGANDA/GWAPO ka, mahirap naman hanapin kung saan BANDA
Husband texted his wife, “Hi babe. I will be late. Pls try & wash my dirty clothes & don’t forget to prepare my favorite dish.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in salary next month & I’m getting you a new car.”
“OMG really?” wife replied.
He texted back, “No! I just wanted to make sure that you got my first SMS.”
Sam: You know what, it’s really easy to get a divorce in the Middle East. A man just says, “I divorce you” to his wife 3 times and it’s done.
Jack: It’s much easier in the U. S. All a man has to say is “Yeah, that dress makes you fat” once.
3 FRIENDS going to their room at the 100th floor of building and the elevator was not working.
They start to walk in steps.
FIRST FRIEND told an action story up to 50th floor.
SECOND FRIEND told a comedy story up to 99th floor.
THIRD FRIEND told 1 sentence which brought tears in their eyes.
“I forgot the ROOM KEY in the CAR.”
Ladies & gents, hobos & tramps, bug-eyed mosquitoes & bowlegged ants! I’m going to tell you a story you’ve never heard before, so pull up a chair & sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door.
One fine day, in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords & shot each other. A deaf cop heard the shot & saved the lives of the 2 dead boys.
If you don’t believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.