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SMS Quote | Text Message #98  (1 votes)Psst..2lg knb?
My gs2 sna akong sbhn sau.
Kc knina, my lumapt skn.
Nagulat nga aq e.. Tps,
Wla lng
Un lng, nagulat lng aq,kains
nga e. Cge 2log kna ulet. =p
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jul, 11, 2008
Time: 7:01 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3940
July 11, 2008
ARSONIST.
That’s what they call me.
But i plead guilty to no crime..
Cause i did not intend to burn..
I am just simply HOT..
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jul, 11, 2008
Time: 7:00 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3939
July 11, 2008
WIFE: Aha! Bakit may lipstick ka? Niloloko mo ko ano?
MAN: Ha, eh, ah, kasi…
WIFE: At ito, ano to? Make-up to ah!
MAN: Ah, eh, dear, kasi…
WIFE: Hindi ba napag-usapan na natin na mula ngayon, eh magpapaka-lalaki ka na?
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Loading ...Date: Fri, Jul, 11, 2008
Time: 6:58 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3938
July 11, 2008
Sana pagpapalain ka ng mga ANITO sa araw na ito. At sana maging WISE ka sa pagpili ng mga DAHLIA doon sa ROSE GARDEN na puno ng BERMUDA. SOGO to TOWN & COUNTRY and celebrate. HALINA sa PARADISE nina VICTORIA at KABAYAN at dun tayo magpaputok!
HAHAHA…
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jul, 10, 2008
Time: 7:49 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3931
July 10, 2008
A famous sex therapist was on the radio fielding questions from listeners, when a caller asks, “Doc, why do men always want to marry a virgin?,” to which he replies, “to avoid criticism!”
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jul, 10, 2008
Time: 7:46 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3930
July 10, 2008
In terms of SEX satisfaction, a Woman is like a ROAD and a MAN is like a Traveller….
A traveller gets tired,
but the Road never ends!:-)
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jul, 10, 2008
Time: 7:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3929
July 10, 2008
GUY1: I’m a walking economy.
GUY2: How’s that?
GUY1: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is on inflation, and my dick is in deep depression.
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jul, 10, 2008
Time: 7:44 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3928
July 10, 2008
joke of the day:
Pare1: bukas mag-ce-celebrate ako ng aking silver wedding anniversary!
Pare2: wow, 25 yrs ka na palang kasal.
Pare1: hindi, 25 times!
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jul, 10, 2008
Time: 7:44 am
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3927
July 10, 2008
Which province is tied up in a mess? Eh di Bohol!
Anong probinsya ang sa sobrang tanda ay priceless na? Eh di Antique!
Which city is under cover? Tacloban!
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