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    Date: Mon, May, 26, 2008
    Time: 9:39 am
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Adult

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3532
    May 26, 2008

    70milli0n
    r havng
    SEX
    ryt n0w

    39mili0n
    r planning
    2 hv
    SEX..

    30milli0n
    r
    dreaming
    0f it…

    bir0 m0 s dami
    nun,,

    kaw Nasa trabaho..
    How sad! ü hahahaha!


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    Date: Sat, May, 24, 2008
    Time: 8:24 pm
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Adult, Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3527
    May 24, 2008

    Ngongo n wyf makng lov
    NGO2:mukha m mapute
    WYF:di nmn ah
    NGO2:tsanabi ng mukha mO mapute
    WYF:ndi nga
    Anak nagsing
    ANAK: Nay,buka nyo dw pong mabute!Letse istrbo..


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    Date: Wed, May, 21, 2008
    Time: 7:42 pm
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Funny

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3509
    May 21, 2008

    Tonyt.. i’m lying in my bed lüking üp d sky & d stärs d sky is sö clèàr & d nyt is sö pèäcèfül but then i realise… my GOD!!! Nasan na ang bubong namin? Huhu. Nyt! :-)


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    Date: Wed, May, 21, 2008
    Time: 6:39 pm
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3508
    May 21, 2008

    Studyante: sir, kmusta po grdes q?

    Teacher: aba! iha,mgnda! Ksing gnda ng buhok mo!

    Studyante: tlga po?!Wow nman!

    Teacher: oo iha. Prng hair mo!..

    Bagsak!ö


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    Date: Mon, May, 19, 2008
    Time: 8:44 am
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Funny

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    QRcode:3483
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3480
    May 19, 2008

    Bakit binaril ng bobo ang gf nia?

    Kasi sinubukan nia kung totoong FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES. :-S


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    Date: Tue, May, 13, 2008
    Time: 2:51 pm
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Conversations

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3446
    May 13, 2008

    JUAN: nakakita kanaba ng elepanteng nagtatago sa highway?

    PEDRO: hindi pa.. Ikaw, nakakita kna?

    JUAN: nagtatago nga eh! UR SO TANGA. ..
    :-O


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    Date: Mon, May, 12, 2008
    Time: 11:37 am
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Funny, Love

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    QRcode:3442
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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3439
    May 12, 2008

    B0ys.. DEyr vain ‘nd still dEny it. F u dnt let dEm c0urt u,ur n0t gvng chnces. F u let dEm pr0 d m cng0t,dEy sy pnaAsa m lng. B frens w/ dEm,bnbgyn nla ng mlixa. Iwasan m,dEn ur being suplada. In a fyt, u xplain,d k pni2walaan. MNhmik ka,ur guilty. Pg d m tntx,iniicp nla agd ibng b0ys. Tx m nMn plge,nsa2kal dw. Mgscrfce k 4 dEm,dEn ur selfish. Pglaban m nMn,dEy tink tanga ka.. cla ung tip0ng kht mhalin m n ng sbra, nga2wa kpng sktan… Theory na may ... (read post)


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    Date: Sun, May, 11, 2008
    Time: 7:03 pm
    Sent by: mama_prito
    Category: Adult

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    SMS Quote | Text Message #3432
    May 11, 2008

    A worried mom gives her son condoms before a hot date

    Her son laughs, hugs her & says: “Mom, i don’t need that. I’m dating JAKE. Take it easy, CHUPAAN LNG TO”

     


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