Wife: Hon,cno c trixie? Husband: Ah,kabayo un.Ung pnustahan q s karera.. Wife: Ah ganon?Cge,animal k!Sgutin mo telepono 2mtwag ung kabayo! =p hehe..Ü
Text Message 2177: At a pizza parlorAt a pizza parlor... waiter: sir, do u like me 2 cut ur pizza into 4 or 8? customer: into 4 lang. Bka dko na maubOs ang 8 slices, ang dame na masyado...ü
Text Message 2146: Finding things you never searched forLife isnt about searching for the things that can be found.. It is about letting the unexpected to happen.. And finding thngs you never searched for..:-)
Bf:babes,sinapak ko ung nksalubong ko knina! Bad 3p,sbhn b naman na mukha akong magsa2ka pg katabi kta!
Gf: sbi nya yun? hihi (bLush) Wag k n magalit babes, marangal nmn ang mgsa2ka. Bkt b nya yun sinabi?
Bf: ksi mukha k daw kalabaw!
Gf: asan na yang putangnang yan?! AsaaAAaaann?!!
a boy askd God:
“Is it wrong 2 sleep w/ a girl b4 marriage?”
God’s reply:
“No, it’s not..
but the problem is..
HINDI NAMAN KAYO NATUTULOG EH! NAG-SISINUNGALING KAYO SA AKIN, KAYA MALI YUN!”
haha.. Oo nga nmn! :-D
They love u but they are not your lover..
They care for u but they are not from your family..
They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation.
They are..
Friends!!!
True friend scolds like a Dad!
Cares like a Mom!
Teases like a Sister!
Irritates like a Brother!
and finally loves u more than a lover.
Send to all ur special n good friends who mean a lot to u. :-)
“ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging mganda o gwapo sa picture ..
laging suggestion:
”WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!” ü
waahahaha! ..
“Theres
no
better
exrcise
for.
D
heart
than
bending
down
and
lifting
people
up.
Continue
to
be
a
blessing
to
others
as
GOD
blesses
your
kind
heart”
gud day!ü
Tips 2 reduce ur weight:
1st,turn ur head 2 the right & then turn it 2 the
left..
Keep repeating the exercise evry time u r offered
something to eat..ü
Toot toot
Calling the mother of the lost boy
Calling the mother of the lost boy
The lost boy is now a
Girl
Haha
DAUGHTER: dad,i txtd my husband tellin him dat iL b c0min h0me but i was sh0ckd 2 c him in bed w/ an0der girl! Dad,bat gnun?!
DAD: anak,bka d nya nrciv!
Breaking News: San Miguel Corp. interested in buying PhilamLIFE. New company would be called SanMig Life…
“Mahaba-habang insurance, SanMig Life”
