35 people & Erap aboard an Airbus A380 over the Pacific Ocean. Suddenly, the pilot announces, “Ladies & Gentlemen, engine 2 conked out. We will be 30 minutes late.”

10 minutes later, “I’m sorry people engine 3 conked out. We’ll be an hour late.”

30 minutes later, “Everyone, engine 1 conks out. We’ll be 2 hours late.”

Suddenly Erap speaks, “Sus! Kung yung huling makina ay tumigil din, dito lang tayo sa taas nang buong araw.”:-D