Text Message 13016: Lecture on alcohol abuse

An old man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of the night.

Old man replies, “I’m on my way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and its ill effects as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of the night?”

Old man replies, “That would be my wife.”

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