Text Message 12999: Wife goes shopping with husband

A wife goes shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.

The husband says, “No chance love, they’re too expensive.”

Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places her hand on thigh.

She turns to him and says, “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure ain’t riding it.”

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