A man walks into an unemployment office and said, “Hey boss, I want a job!”

The office clerk replied, “Just in the nick of time. We’ve received a requirement from a very rich man looking for chauffeur for his daughter. You’ll drive a big Audi limo. Because of the long hours of this job, chow will be provided. You will escort the young lady on holiday trips abroad. Salary is $200,000 a year plus bonuses.”

The man said, “You’re lying!” And the clerk replied, “You started it!”