A lawyer was having some extra curricular fun with his secretary inside his car. When he got home, his wife noticed a pair of stockings in the back seat. She picked them up then in front of him, tore them apart while screaming, “So what the hell is this?” He calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case I’m handling, which would probably be worth over a million… you can forget about the jewelry you wanted!” Moral of the story: No one wins over a lawyer… not even something called a WIFE