A teacher fell asleep in class and a boy walked up to him, “teacher, are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping in class. I was talking to God.”

The next day, the boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.. Teacher: “you are sleeping in my class.” Boy: “No not me sir, I am not sleeping.” Teacher: “What were you doing?” Boy: “I was talking to God.”
Teacher: “What did He say?”
Boy: “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…”