Text Message 11986: He smiled at me with my own teeth

A man was complaining
to a friend about an uncle
who was staying w/ him.
“l didn’t mind when he wore
my suits,” he said.
“l didn’t object when he
smoked my best cigars,
drank my favorite wine
and borrowed my car
every night.
But whem he sat down
at the dinner table
and smiled at me
with my own teeth-that was too much!”
hahaha^O^

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