Signs at Admissions desk, St. Lukes Hosp:

1. Dengue, Typhoid, Liptospirosis cases -proceed to WARD.

2. Operations, Kidney, Liver, Colon & Throats -proceed to PRIVATE ROOMS.

3. Cancer, By-pass & Angio, go to ICU.

4. Plunder, Graft, Corruption, Electoral Sabotage -go to PRESIDENTIAL SUITE!;-)