A day without laughter is a wasted day.
-CHARLIE CHAPLIN

A true friend stabs you in the front.
-OSCAR WILDE

Never explain. Your friends don’t need it & your enemies won’t believe you anyway.
-ELBERT HUBBARD

If you’re not curious, it’s a sign that you’re stupid.
-DR. FRANK CRANE

It’s better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not.
-ANDRE GIDE

Drenk yur Megnulya melk ebridi!
-MOMMY DIONISIA!