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Text Message #6630: More men in mental hospitals than women

dirtyoldman — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:34:10 +0000

FACT: There are more men than women in mental hospitals…..which just goes to show who’s driving who crazy!!! :-)

Text Message #6465: Numbers 1 to 999, no letter A

dirtyoldman — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:31:30 +0000

T R I V I A :-)
Do you know that all numbers from 1 to 999
do not have
the letter
“A”…
until reaching 1,000…
uuyyy! nagbibilang!
Hehehe! Tawa ka na rin. . Hehehehehe
have a GREATDAY at tsaka GOD bless!:-O

Text Message #6425: Breathing Therapy

dirtyoldman — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:10:44 +0000

Breathing Therapy:
For Headache: try to close your RIGHT nostril & breathe thru your LEFT nostril for 5 mins. The headache will be gone.
TIRED & STRESSED: Do the opposite. Close your LEFT nostril & breathe thru your RIGHT nostril for 5 mins. to refresh yourself & calm down.

SMS Quote Text Message #6209

icezorg — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 06:34:56 +0000

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on July 8th this year (2009), the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This will never happen in your life again? Be d 1st 2 tel dem. Cool!

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SMS Quote Text Message #5973

dirtyoldman — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:23:28 +0000

Family planning:

The art of spacing your children in proper distance to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Text Message #5101

dirtyoldman — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:21:20 +0000

Persian carpets are highly prized for their intricate designs & rich detail. Do you know that every carpetmaker makes sure that each carpet has a miniscule defect? Called “Persian flaws,” these defects are a realization that perfection exists only in myth, an acknowledgement that flaws do not lessen but make up & contribute to our uniqueness. Have a wonderful day! :-)

Text Message #5093

dirtyoldman — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:01:55 +0000

In the animal kingdom a group of LIONS is called a PRIDE, WOLVES- PACK, SHEEP- HERD, FISH- SCHOOL, BIRDS- FLOCK, ANTS- COLONY and BABOONS- CONGRESS. Of the animals mentioned only the baboons resemble politicians, physically and mentally. Now we know where the word CONGRESSMAN comes from.

Text Message #5085

icezorg — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:10:58 +0000

“If you’re about to undergo a painful experience,
try drinking
more water..

According to research, thirsty people are more sensitive to pain.”

-Reader’s Digest.

gud pm! ;-)stay healthy ok

dr salinel

Text Message #5037

dirtyoldman — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:23:38 +0000

Points to Ponder:
1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

2. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth person enjoys it?

4. If love is blind, how do we believe in love at first sight?

5. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Think about it..

Text Message #4697

dirtyoldman — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:11:57 +0000

Good am! Some words to LIVE by :-)

1. Don’t fool urslf by being someone ure not. Wear ur bst cstume: Yourself

2. Smile, it can chnge d world.

3. Tears contain an antimicrobial agent dat helps protct the eye frm bcteria. Once n a whle, try cryng, its natural.

4. Boys dnt cry, men do

5. Its hard to b wise wn ur deeply inluv

6. Ur parnts brought u up, dnt brng ‘em dwn

7. Dey say time s a big healer bt dts a big lie. Wounds cn b healed f u only decide to b cured.. have a nice day!

Text Message #4353

dirtyoldman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:33:38 +0000

COMMON SYMPTOMS OF HEART ATTACK… free info text ;- ¤

Know that Not every heart attack symptom is going
2 be the LEFT ARM HURTING.

u may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
Pain in d jaw upon waking,
NAUSEA , INTENSE Sweating r also common symptoms, A heart attack in d morning is no joke.
Be aware. SAVE A LIFE.
Pass this info to friends.
GOD BLESS

Text Message #4241

icezorg — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:44:09 +0000

It has never been a question of who forgets.But sometimes,there’s a definite pain on being the only one who remembers everything.

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Text Message #3602

dirtyoldman — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:59:18 +0000

CALIGYNEPHOBiA-Fear of beautiful/ handsome people.

Meron palang ganun? Now I know why other people fear us. Cheers!

Text Message #3535

dirtyoldman — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:48:58 +0000

Medical msg – HEART ATTACK sms If ur alone and if u hav symptoms of chest pain that radiates to ur arm and up to ur jaw, it is a “HEART ATTACK”. if No one to help and a hospital is far u cant wait. U have to help urself -cough repeatedly and vigorously. – take deep breathe before every cough. -Deep breaths gets oxygen to lungs, -coughing keeps blood circulation alive. please forward this to ur friends and relatives..u can save life..

Text Message #3405

dirtyoldman — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:39:30 +0000

“DEEP VEIN THR0MBOSIS – a disorder caused by being in a fixed p0siti0n for a l0ng time. One way of telling us h0w imp0rtant M0VING ON is. ü

Text Message #3335

inLign — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:38:38 +0000

Chorva has its etymology frm d greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning”for lack of the ryt word to say or in place of somethng u want to express but u cnnt verbalize”i
..Amazing isn’t it?

naniwala k naman.. Chorva lng un!! (“,)