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  • SMS Quote Text Message #5686

    Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009
    Time: 10:13 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Lenten

    As we commemorate the first Good Friday, let’s always remember that His Cross reveals the depths to which humanity can descend towards destruction, and the heights to which God can soar to redeem us. Have a meaningful Good Friday.

    SMS Quote Text Message #5685

    Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009
    Time: 8:30 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Lenten

    Reflections of a BLD donor:

    I gave blood, Christ gave His.

    I gave a pint, He gave it all!

    D needle was short & sharp;
    d nails were huge & dull!

    D bed was soft & restful;
    d cross was rough & hard!

    D nurses were kind & gentle;d soldiers were cruel &barbaric!

    D crowd lauded my sacrifice;
    His witnesses mocked & derided Him!

    Mine was type A positive;
    His was positive for all;

    Mine, at best, will prolong life for awhile;
    His w/o doubt will SAVE all! Good morning.

    SMS Quote Text Message #5684

    Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009
    Time: 8:18 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Funny, Lenten, Politics

    PGMA’s 7 Last Words:.

    7. Ama, patawarin mo ako dahil hindi ko alam ang aking mga pinaggagawa.

    6. Sinabi ko sa’yo Mike: Ngayon din isasama kita sa aking self-exile.

    5. Mga anak (sa mga Pinoy).. Ako ang ina n’yo! Ako ang ina n’yong lahat!

    4. Iggy, Mikey, lama sabacthani? (translation: mga kaalyado sa kongreso, bakit n’yo ako pinabayaan?)

    3. Natatakot ako!

    2. Naganap na! (ang election sa 2010 at may bagong pangulo na!)

    1. Asawa ko, sa mga kamay mo’y ipinagtatagubilin ko ang mga nakulimbat natin sa pal

    SMS Quote Text Message #5683

    Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009
    Time: 8:18 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Funny, Lenten

    Congress plans to stage a senakulo on Good Friday.

    But they have a huge problem.

    The play requires only two thieves…

    there are 238 of them.

    Hahaha…!

    SMS Quote Text Message #5682

    Date: Thu, Apr 9, 2009
    Time: 8:17 am
    Sent by: dirtyoldman
    Category: Funny, Lenten, Politics

    Loren Legarda will be active this Holy Week. Dozens of senakulo organizers have invited her.

    She’s the unanimous choice to play…

    MARY MAGDALENE!