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SMS Quote | Text Message #573
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Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children?" He Answered "KILL ONE CHILD"

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Date: Sun, Sep, 16, 2007
Time: 10:51 am
Sent by: che
Category: Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1724
September 16, 2007

A girl transferd in a public
skul.. Dey hav a 3 rowed CR
4 girls But nobody uses d
midle CR xcpt her! Shes
wondering y she always fil
dat ders sum1 touching her
4head evrytym she uses dat
CR! 1day, she saw a janitres
& askd her…
Girl: xcuse me,


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Date: Thu, Aug, 16, 2007
Time: 2:17 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1481
August 16, 2007

It was d crematiOn of d
grandma of a child. All
relatives stOod n silence.
Evrybdy was silent til d child
suddenly asked out of
curiOsity…

“ma, hindi pa ba luto si lola?”


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Date: Mon, Jun, 18, 2007
Time: 11:11 am
Sent by: mysterious_lady
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1004
June 18, 2007

PANAGINIP

Npncn ng Ama n pg 2log ang
anak my bnbgkas i2.
“Nyt mami dadi lola, BYE
LOLO”
Knbuksn, nmtay c Lolo!

Pgklpas ng 1 buwan, bngkas
n2. “Nyt mami dadi, BYE
LOLA”


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Date: Wed, May, 02, 2007
Time: 11:24 am
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #642
May 2, 2007

anak: tay, totoo po bng may
multo?

tatay: anak, knino m nmn
nlman yan?

anak: s kapitbahay ntin..

tatay: anak..

wla tyong kpitbahay..


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Date: Tue, May, 01, 2007
Time: 11:25 pm
Sent by: inLign
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #635
May 1, 2007

PedrO: Saan ka galing, pre?

BertO: SementeryO, libing ng
biyenan kO.

PedrO: Bakit purO kalmOt
ang mukha at brasO mO?

BertO: Mahirap ilibing eh,
lumalaban!


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Date: Fri, Apr, 20, 2007
Time: 5:40 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Celebrity, Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #573
April 20, 2007

Bin laden’s son was studying
in an American school.

Teacher asked him,
“I have 4 apples, how can i
divide it among 5 children?”
He Answered

“KILL ONE CHILD”


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Date: Sat, Apr, 14, 2007
Time: 4:25 pm
Sent by: gilbertemano
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #543
April 14, 2007

Nung
bata
ako,
2wng my KASAL
lgi akO
tnu2kso
nina Lola
“uy..Sya n susunOd”

2migil
lng
cla
nung
may
LIBING
at tnukso
ko cla n
“uy.. Cla n susunod!” =)


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Date: Wed, Apr, 11, 2007
Time: 1:29 pm
Sent by: icezorg
Category: Authors, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #528
April 11, 2007

‘People said that God is dead
but how can people say that
when i show them the devil.’

-Emely Rose

roan

 
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