A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, do you have books on suicide?” To which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “Fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”
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A farmer’s horse kicked the farmer’s mother-in-law to death. A large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral. The priest remarked that the old lady must have been highly popular. An onlooker replied that most of the men were there to buy the horse. ;>


