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SMS Quote | Text Message #573
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Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children?" He Answered "KILL ONE CHILD"

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Date: Sun, Feb, 10, 2008
Time: 11:34 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2904
February 10, 2008

BOY: Bakit hindi ka inabot ng isang linggo kina pare?
JUAN: 1st day ko dun, natalo ang manok niya sa
sabong, tinola ang ulam namin.
2nd day, pinatay ang baboy, lechon ang ulam namin.
3rd day, pinatay ang kambing, kaldereta ang
ulam namin.
4th day namatay ang
lolo ni pare, kaya umuwi na agad ako. :-(


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Date: Fri, Feb, 01, 2008
Time: 8:54 pm
Sent by: aze24
Category: Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2836
February 1, 2008

A TRUE SCARY S2RY May 1ng magsyota n kasali s 1ng m0untaineering grup. Isng arw,hbng nsa cmping ang grupo ay knailangan ng ba2e n maiwn s base cmp dhl s slyt injuri s ktwn. N2loy ang grupo s pgakyat ksma ang knyng bf at naiwn xng mg1 dun. Umb0t ng 5 arw bgo mkblk ang grpo at lkng pgttka nia n hnd ksma ang bf nia.Tnanung nia qng nsn i2 at tnging sgt nla ay:”ngkarun ng lndslyd s itaas at ntabunan ang bf m,hnd xa nklgtas”. Ngun hnd mtngp... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Jan, 24, 2008
Time: 1:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2774
January 24, 2008

IDOT: Kamusta n? Long time no see ah?
BINO: Karating ko lng galing Africa.
IDOT: Africa?
BONI: Dun kami nadestino.
IDOT: Hindi b maraming cannibals dun?
BONI: Nak2takot nga pero mga edukado n ngaun sila.
IDOT: Hindi n b cla kumakain ng tao?
IDOT: Nangangain p rin ng tao pero gumagamit n cla ng kutsara.


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Date: Tue, Jan, 22, 2008
Time: 11:35 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2752
January 22, 2008

The late showbiz personality, Inday Badiday, once asked a starlet… “Kamusta libing ng mother mo?”

Starlet: Successful naman po.ü


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Date: Mon, Dec, 10, 2007
Time: 6:07 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2408
December 10, 2007

So many options:
POISON
SLEEPING PILLS
HANGING
JUMPING FROM BUILDING
LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS
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But people chose ‘MARRIAGE’ to end their lives . . . SLOWLY. :)


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Date: Mon, Nov, 26, 2007
Time: 5:12 pm
Sent by: ghanie
Category: Brand Names, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2294
November 26, 2007

Gud pm
Patay na c aling 0bang,
byenan ni Lumen.
Pinalo ng kambal sa ulo,

ang ginamit?
SURF bar.

d ksing mhal
pro sintibay ng dos 4 dos.

wais ba ang kambal?


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Date: Sun, Nov, 11, 2007
Time: 5:44 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2179
November 11, 2007

The poor Mexican was laying on his death bed with only hours to live. Suddenly he smelled the tamales he loved so dearly. So the terminally ill man pulled himself out of bed and crawled to the kitchen. There his wife was removing a fresh batch from the stove top. As he reached for one, his wife smacked him on the head with a spoon, “Leave them alone! They’re for your funeral.” ... (read post)


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Date: Thu, Oct, 04, 2007
Time: 8:23 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1872
October 4, 2007

ANAK: Ma! Ma!c kuya,
nagbigti po sa banyo!

MAMA: Ha?!

(Tumakbo patungong C.R.
Pero wala naman doon ang
kuya niya…)

 
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