Loading ...Did you know that for every 200 people that you meet on the street everyday..
2 of them are ghosts?
-Reader’s Digest
SMS Quote Text Message #5486
John & Mary Hill crashed their car & were pronounced DOA. While playing her CD, the nurse noticed the couple tapping their fingers to the rhythm of the music. She ran & shouted “DOC!, DOC!” “WHAT IS IT?” said the doctor. “Doc, you wont believe this! The Hills are alive! With the sound of music!”
SMS Quote | Text Message #5255
May 10,1976 nsgasaan ang 1 mtndng ba2e,pro tnkbuhan ng nksgasa.Bgo mmtay ang mtnda tnuran nia”alaw ina magnat”,isang itim na dsal.S lht ng nkbsa n2 mgppkta ang mtnda ng 3 bses ng mdling araw! Ta2bi sau duguan at humhngi ng 2long! Nangyri i2 kay MARKY CIELLO ng STARSTRUCK dhl ndi nia naipsa s 17 tao nmty xa araw na dec 07 08 11:15 hnd sya nagicng.Sori klangn q ipsa kc ayn
s research 22o i2!naiplabas na 2 s NGINIG.
SMS Quote | Text Message #4679
A guy went to the toilet and sat on the throne, then he heard someone came in the next cubicle. The guy in the next cubicle started talking to him.
‘Pare, kamusta na?’ He hesistantly replied, ‘Ah, OK lang.’
He asked again, ‘Anong ginagawa mo diyan?’
Unknowing what to say he answered, ‘Eto, ume-ebs.’
Again the guy speaks, ‘Pare, tawagan kita mamaya, may sumasagot dito sa tabi ko!’