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SMS Quote | Text Message #573  (1 votes)Bin laden's son was studying
in an American school.
Teacher asked him,
"I have 4 apples, how can i
divide it among 5 children?"
He Answered
"KILL ONE CHILD" go to this post |
SMS Quote | Text Message #2836
February 1, 2008
A TRUE SCARY S2RY
May 1ng magsyota n kasali s 1ng m0untaineering grup.
Isng arw,hbng nsa cmping ang grupo ay knailangan ng ba2e n maiwn s base cmp dhl s slyt injuri s ktwn. N2loy ang grupo s pgakyat ksma ang knyng bf at naiwn xng mg1 dun. Umb0t ng 5 arw bgo mkblk ang grpo at lkng pgttka nia n hnd ksma ang bf nia.Tnanung nia qng nsn i2 at tnging sgt nla ay:”ngkarun ng lndslyd s itaas at ntabunan ang bf m,hnd xa nklgtas”. Ngun hnd mtngp... (read post)
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Jan, 24, 2008
Time: 1:28 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2774
January 24, 2008
IDOT: Kamusta n? Long time no see ah?
BINO: Karating ko lng galing Africa.
IDOT: Africa?
BONI: Dun kami nadestino.
IDOT: Hindi b maraming cannibals dun?
BONI: Nak2takot nga pero mga edukado n ngaun sila.
IDOT: Hindi n b cla kumakain ng tao?
IDOT: Nangangain p rin ng tao pero gumagamit n cla ng kutsara.
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Loading ...Date: Tue, Jan, 22, 2008
Time: 11:35 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2752
January 22, 2008
The late showbiz personality, Inday Badiday, once asked a starlet… “Kamusta libing ng mother mo?”
Starlet: Successful naman po.ü
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Dec, 10, 2007
Time: 6:07 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2408
December 10, 2007
So many options:
POISON
SLEEPING PILLS
HANGING
JUMPING FROM BUILDING
LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS
.
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.
.
.
.
But people chose ‘MARRIAGE’ to end their lives . . . SLOWLY. :)
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Loading ...Date: Mon, Nov, 26, 2007
Time: 5:12 pm
Sent by: ghanie
Category: Brand Names, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2294
November 26, 2007
Gud pm
Patay na c aling 0bang,
byenan ni Lumen.
Pinalo ng kambal sa ulo,
ang ginamit?
SURF bar.
d ksing mhal
pro sintibay ng dos 4 dos.
wais ba ang kambal?
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Loading ...Date: Sun, Nov, 11, 2007
Time: 5:44 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2179
November 11, 2007
The poor Mexican was laying
on his death bed with only
hours to live. Suddenly he
smelled the tamales he
loved so dearly. So the
terminally ill man pulled
himself out of bed and
crawled to the kitchen.
There his wife was
removing a fresh batch
from the stove top. As he
reached for one, his wife
smacked him on the head
with a spoon, “Leave them
alone! They’re for your
funeral.”
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Loading ...Date: Thu, Oct, 04, 2007
Time: 8:23 pm
Sent by: matsocampo
Category: Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #1872
October 4, 2007
ANAK: Ma! Ma!c kuya,
nagbigti po sa banyo!
MAMA: Ha?!
(Tumakbo patungong C.R.
Pero wala naman doon ang
kuya niya…)
SMS Quote | Text Message #1724
September 16, 2007
A girl transferd in a public
skul.. Dey hav a 3 rowed CR
4 girls But nobody uses d
midle CR xcpt her! Shes
wondering y she always fil
dat ders sum1 touching her
4head evrytym she uses dat
CR! 1day, she saw a janitres
& askd her…
Girl: xcuse me,
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