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SMS Quote | Text Message #573
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Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children?" He Answered "KILL ONE CHILD"

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Date: Tue, Jul, 22, 2008
Time: 7:35 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #4018
July 22, 2008

Feels gr8
2b in bed
waitng4sleep
2cum
as sum1
gently rubs
ur bak,

up 2
ur nek,

ur ears,

den u hear
a soft whsper..

HNAPN MO
NMN PUMATAY
SAKEN!

aw0o0!


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Date: Fri, Jun, 13, 2008
Time: 2:11 pm
Sent by: mama_prito
Category: Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3704
June 13, 2008

ScAriest thing
ab0ut having
a teddy bear,

is when you hug it tight..

and it suddenly hugs y0u back. Haha! Lag0t . Hapi friday d 13th. Hehe


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Date: Thu, May, 29, 2008
Time: 9:32 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3565
May 29, 2008

A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, do you have books on suicide?” To which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “Fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”


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Date: Mon, May, 26, 2008
Time: 10:07 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3539
May 26, 2008

LaLaki nkataLi ang leeg nakabitin sa kahoy sa tabi ng iLog, gusto mag suicide. NabaLi ang sanga, nahuLog sa iLog, Lumangoy!
LALAKI: Hay! Salamat di ako naLunod!


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Date: Fri, Apr, 18, 2008
Time: 9:15 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3244
April 18, 2008

Lawyer: Would you please tell the court why did you shoot your husband with bow and arrow?

Wife: I didn’t want to wake up the children and the neighbors.


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Date: Mon, Apr, 14, 2008
Time: 8:45 am
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Funny, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #3179
April 14, 2008

A farmer’s horse kicked the farmer’s mother-in-law to death. A large crowd, mostly men, turned out for the funeral. The priest remarked that the old lady must have been highly popular. An onlooker replied that most of the men were there to buy the horse. ;>


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Date: Sat, Feb, 16, 2008
Time: 11:29 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Adult, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2957
February 16, 2008

There was once a young Pinay who used dynamite for a phallus…

They found her pussy in Batanes and part of her asshole in Jolo. Hehehe…


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Date: Fri, Feb, 15, 2008
Time: 11:21 pm
Sent by: dirtyoldman
Category: Conversations, Scary
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SMS Quote | Text Message #2945
February 15, 2008

May isng baliw,cnma ng knyang doktor s tulay ng ilog pasig upng sbukan kung mgling na,nkkta cla ng nlu2n0d agd n cngip ng bliw ang nlu2n0d tpos tnali s leeg at cnbit s 2lay.
Dok:bkit m tnli s leeg dpat mawt to mawt rcetati0n ang gnwa m0,
baliw:dok kylangan ptiktikan q muna kc bsang bsa cia.

 
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